PHCarter

10843 pts ยท January 25, 2020


Right, I just want to be able to look my fellow guy friends in the eyes and say "DAYUM LOOK AT THAT CAKE!" without being called gay for it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be nice, a lot of guys still think that compliments are a form of flirtation and think, "he's kinda gay for complimenting me"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Men are starved for compliments, because women dont compliment men because they take compliments as flirting, because men are starved...ect.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

*spills coffee* old man: God damn it Chun Lee

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Normally I prefer that the black hole is more of an ebony color.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me after watching doom patrol: He plays a happy character on Doom Patr..... nevermind, total opposite of happiness.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoon is for stirring. Ladel is for serving.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or if you're a witch. Witches always make a big soup.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#2 softly* don't

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We dont mind the message, we just hate the depiction of the subject.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'll have you know his name is on exactly 3 patents

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God dam that was a dump

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Electrodus verses 3:14 says if there's snow we say no.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Oblivion.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A boulder?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now imagine explaining to kids who billy bob thorton is. That he was originally in a band, and that he dated Angelina Jolie.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, I'm Mr.Boobie buyer.... anyone have any boobies I can buy. I have smeckles.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turd cutter

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mighty thor grips the snake firmly by its tongue.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Bill's voice: I was wrong... this stuff is delicious.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thats the wrong Sisko photo to use. The appropriate one is bald with a goatee.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How are you going to forget "CHASE SCENE" it's in every Pixar movie

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those got damn goblins and their gobment

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The memes enhance the prequels and are their most redeeming qualitiy. That and the awesome non-movie content.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, if it's Willem Dafoe's green goblin dick, then it most certainly will not fit into anyone's mouth. Maybe Steven Tyler, but that's it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how anyone thats new to TNG and watches it from the start like I did will get this. And be confused about Ryker's lack of beard.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The idiom is " to each his Zone" referring to guys having their own AutoZone

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0