Actual High Quote from my friend today.
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Give your toast a pitle
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Stoned Stoners
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So nice to have a place to decorate how you like.
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So far this job is pretty sweet
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I miss simpler times
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Drunk me and sober me would not get along. Thank god they never meet.
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There is a serious housing deficit anywhere near my college
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Damn morals getting in the way of a good time
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Would anyone care for some pizza delivery guy stories from a small town that is in the middle of the meth capital county of the US?
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Post your title a give
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I notices my niece's halloween bucket still had plenty of good stuff in it
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Hmmm....
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I can't rationalize this
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Sorry for the selfie, I just feel cute today.
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Seriously, why do people do that?
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A recent incident in my quaint, charming hometown. The escapees response is priceless.
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Secret Santa!!! It was a bit late, but that just means I got two Christmases this year.
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I do wish this was a joke, but it really just happened. I swear my life is some bug, elaborate joke sometimes.
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MFW I accidentally upvote a post that isn't good enough to upvote, but I'm too lazy to take my upvote back
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I dearly love my friends, but here is this...
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I guess in retrospect I've had it pretty good lately
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Tacoman
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Interesting way to feel
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Served some lovely young people at work today. Found this after they left
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I'm actually pretty okay with this...
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I found a sugary nostalgic piece of childhood in a candy bowl at the local taqueria. I though these died with my youth
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A followup to my previous FP post (link in description)
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An excellent start! Makes my goals seem much more attainable than they felt at first
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yap.
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As an antisocial person who frequently travels alone
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Our duality defines us as humans
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Consistency is a virtue
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Evolved on planets as black as *Ahem*
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Shower thought I had in the shower while showering
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Preppy girls use them for B.S. Don't care. They are insanely useful for me
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Anyone else?
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The internet committed murder for me.
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The doggos face when Imgur is over capacity
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Not just me, right?
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All the better to wrestle alligators with
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Oh well, I guess
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I know It's not that amazing to many, hOWEVER
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hmm...
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Closest thing to silence I can readily get.
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Found a lost spotty boi (ladybug) in the restroom today
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Being an English major 101
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In retrospect, this was probably the smartest thing I could have done
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Pretty hurtful, fellas...
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MRW i get home from work and the house is unexpectedly empty
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all the mugs my friend found while cleaning out her car
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Not OCD, just a weird, stress-induced tick of mine.
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A bit tipsy now...
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Oh Well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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While attending a youth adventure camp just before starting highschool
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Give your toast a pitle.
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Seriously, what's wrong with them? Holy hell.
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