OverthoughtUnderedited

66786 pts ยท June 12, 2017


Character limits are counterproductive to intelli

I've got five bucks on Ghosts F, what are my odds?

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The question is whether your hips can tell a lie or not...

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Speaking with experience from the south, don't fuckin do this, Canada. You gots a good thing going, don't fuck it up by trying to be like us

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Is that a cookie recipe?

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God. Damn. It.

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My calico cat don't want none hun, unless it's a big bun

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Dust Brothers infuckingtensifies

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We are all part of the same compost heap. You are not your job. You are not your house. You are not your. Fucking. Khakis. This is your life

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Cownose rays ftw

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Quality mini dump. Left three comments and actually went back to find my place each time.

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#13 my two year old, anytime he sees guys with white beards, murmurs to me "ho ho ho" in the voice of Danny from The Shining. Which is fun

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#8 that's the cover right there folks, we can go home

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Thank you, it's not "horses", it's "horsies". Goddamn uncultured swine. Sorry, uncultured piggy-piggies.

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Skittery with attempted improv

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#28, cannot express how much claustrophobic dread this fills me with

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Piggy poop balls, c'mon that wasn't even hard. Holly shit balls only come out at Yuletide.

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Oh, the slow motion horror

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Balanced that one nicely, you must be beaming

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Query: how is Armes's right to bear arms affected by his lack of hands?

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WHY WON'T YOU ARREST THEM ALL?

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You're only going to keep making the timeline worse. That's why Marty was replaced with Morty.

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You're not supposed to joke about religion to the religious

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Just a little ID-10-T error

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Lady Deathstrike in the cybernetic flesh

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#49 as a Floridian contemplating the possibility of DeathSantis going national, this tweet makes me like Nikki Fried 87.4% more.

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You gotta use friction to gradually transition to a stopping position

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My brother in beef, YOU followed US. Delightful stuff

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Marshall McLuhan and/or Howard Zinn would probably be proud of this thread?

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