OutrageouslyBritish

8538 pts ยท July 14, 2016


You do know that The Onion is intentionally made up stuff as satire? The Daily Mail is just properly shit.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Hey swatter swatter swatter!" - Moe Cronin, probably.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crawl out through the fallout, baby, when they drop that bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You know how a calzone is like a foldy-pizza? A pasty is like that but with a pie and it's from Cornwall.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it isn't, it's a Balkenkreuz.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It is a Nazi-era symbol though, it's the Balkenkreuz, used from 1935-45. The one they use now and before the Nazis is the iron cross.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The iron cross is still in use, but that's the one with the flared edges. The one in the picture is the Balkenkreuz, used from 1935-45.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Oh, come off it. The Wehrmacht were just as complicit in atrocities during the war, don't perpetuate the "clean Wehrmacht" myth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well firstly this is a game, and secondly it's a game of WW1.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably a long shot, but is your name an HMS Pinafore reference?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're a bunch of disgusting little fascists.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It looks like a slightly less miserable version of the street in the old Hovis advert.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At least you're not one of the most repressive and backward nations on earth! Hooray!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One thing I've heard is "the US spends so much on its military to protect Europe so they can afford their welfare states". It's BS.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

I hate that. They always seem to think democracy and republic are mutually exclusive things and that you can't be a democratic republic.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, at least you're not the same as one of the most corrupt, repressive and illiberal countries on earth! It's all fine!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The First Attlee Ministry was the best government we ever had tbh. Shame there wasn't a second one in 1951 because of the voting system.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, Joanna Lumley can hide him in her house.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Gurkhas are known for being short. Besides other things, obviously, including being the best troops in the world.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because the Gurkhas are a part of the British Army, not the Nepalese army.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Influential sire", i.e. he ended up fathering a bunch of other successful racehorses. Sorta like the Gengis Khan of racehorses.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's everybody's favourite Lancashire town.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he was a Zionist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair to him he got basically all the blame for that, even when a lot lay with the generals actually fighting the battle.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeremy Clarkson is not and never has been the Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

"Informed" people don't need to say they're informed.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Blue Nunkirk.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

London is my favourite city in Ireland.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She doesn't have any day-to-day power though, it's only meaningful in times of crisis, i.e. if the government has become a dictatorship.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0