Ossem

1578 pts · June 18, 2015


I've been on imgur for a long time, and I still don't know what a cake day is and I'm afraid to ask at this point.

I ain’t giving you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness monster!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not anymore! TODAY.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We aren’t even getting one of those.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s back now, too

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in Pinellas. I work at a grocery store. Every day to work I pass by a park. There were 5 cars there yesterday.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Man, I’m a zoomer and I collect records. This is depressing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, mine just got one of those, too. But we’re just an NHM. But my county has ~120 cases and 5 deaths

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m 19 and I’d punch the shit out of me last night because MAN I shouldn’t have eaten that burrito.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But at least the overtime is nice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my work would ration out the supplies, but they say that it isn’t the “Walmart way”. So I have to help people buy as much as possible

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not for retail workers. We’ve still gotta shovel toilet paper to the shelves.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even if it is just for points, I’ll gladly give them.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

So yeah, around 3-4 tons

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah we can!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like it’s about 1/5 of a pound, or around 25 cents in USD

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just go with “Haha, I wish”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DOZENS!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had three pallets of water and had to ration it two cases per household yesterday. Tomorrow we’re getting 18 pallets of water. It’s crazy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work at Walmart, and while it’s true that people do but a lot occasionally, when a hurricane is coming we get WIPED OUT.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

15 now!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Different head and different body, guys. That’s a whole person.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

73k+

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/a/hFoevhP They’ve got a big one at Busch Gardens Tampa.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yep. A teacher taught us about it AFTER he did it to us in high school.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Laughed so hard snot came out thank you for this

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0