Orzbek

1897 pts ยท October 2, 2016


At least I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.

So, in Michigan? Wonder why I haven't heard of this before...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

- Is... is that..?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what happens when you worship Nurgle. Joke aside, that person is seriously fucked up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the middle one's raised foot hit's the middle, to where it goes "invisible", blink. Then, continue following it in the direction wanted

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd pay a bunch of midgets to wear elf costumes, have him come into the room when I'm handing the Wii U to them and yell WHAT DID YOU DO!?!

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

and yet the oven REMAINS UNLIT!!! STUPID PIECE OF oh I forgot to turn the gas on. Well then.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably from jerking off too much. Or perhaps his grip was too tight. Those are my two guesses, not counting other medical issues.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man, isn't that across the street from Trollcakes? Those things are delicious! I'd go there more often, but I hate crossing that bridge.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd recommend telling him. We, as internet folks, don't know the entire story of both sides, but he does deserve to know. I would want to.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I AM THE TRANSGENDERED FEMALE APOCALYPTICO WHO IDENTIFIES AS A BLENDER AND WEIGHS 16,000 KILOTONS! I also have a rainbow colored ponytail!!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I wonder what sick beats that doctor is listening to?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know at least one drug he wasn't on. Cyanide. Don't be like Hitler, kids, take Cyani-... Wait, people are eating tide pods.... never mind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AHHH! IT'S SO TINY AND ANGRY! WHY ARE YOU SO TINY AND ANGRY, SMALL FLUFFY CREATURE!?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Albino owl is no where near as frightening as an albino rabbit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll have you know that I have a permit right here to... no wait, that's back seat driving. Never mind, misread again.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But people with a permanent hand-home in their pants with an engraved welcome mat are?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not going to lie. At the Tet offensive one, I started hearing Fortune Son. I think that and Vietnam have been ingrained into my brain.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 - "YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CLAM, BUT IT WAS ME - OCTOPUS!! NYAH! *tentacle slap* *whoop whoop noises as it runs away on 4 legs*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I dunno... might have just pissed off that bull moose and made him do something the would-be criminal would REALLY regret.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Red makes you go FASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PTERODACTYL SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the lady who had to call "muscle" from that college to "protect their safe space"?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You didn't think you'd get away that easily, did you?" 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time I had it, I just got out of a night terror. Couldn't move, fell back asleep. Fucking thing was leaning up to my face and says: 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no idea. Especially when you're riding with one and they're doing the exact same shit they're bitching about others doing.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm sorry, this is a violation. FCC regulations state that you cannot show cleavage - covering it up. SOMEONE GET A BLACK BAR OUT HERE!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0