1897 pts ยท October 2, 2016
At least I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.
So, in Michigan? Wonder why I haven't heard of this before...
- Is... is that..?
That's what happens when you worship Nurgle. Joke aside, that person is seriously fucked up.
When the middle one's raised foot hit's the middle, to where it goes "invisible", blink. Then, continue following it in the direction wanted
I'd pay a bunch of midgets to wear elf costumes, have him come into the room when I'm handing the Wii U to them and yell WHAT DID YOU DO!?!
and yet the oven REMAINS UNLIT!!! STUPID PIECE OF oh I forgot to turn the gas on. Well then.
Probably from jerking off too much. Or perhaps his grip was too tight. Those are my two guesses, not counting other medical issues.
Oh man, isn't that across the street from Trollcakes? Those things are delicious! I'd go there more often, but I hate crossing that bridge.
I'd recommend telling him. We, as internet folks, don't know the entire story of both sides, but he does deserve to know. I would want to.
I AM THE TRANSGENDERED FEMALE APOCALYPTICO WHO IDENTIFIES AS A BLENDER AND WEIGHS 16,000 KILOTONS! I also have a rainbow colored ponytail!!!
I wonder what sick beats that doctor is listening to?
I know at least one drug he wasn't on. Cyanide. Don't be like Hitler, kids, take Cyani-... Wait, people are eating tide pods.... never mind.
AHHH! IT'S SO TINY AND ANGRY! WHY ARE YOU SO TINY AND ANGRY, SMALL FLUFFY CREATURE!?!
Albino owl is no where near as frightening as an albino rabbit
I'll have you know that I have a permit right here to... no wait, that's back seat driving. Never mind, misread again.
But people with a permanent hand-home in their pants with an engraved welcome mat are?
Not going to lie. At the Tet offensive one, I started hearing Fortune Son. I think that and Vietnam have been ingrained into my brain.
#11 - "YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CLAM, BUT IT WAS ME - OCTOPUS!! NYAH! *tentacle slap* *whoop whoop noises as it runs away on 4 legs*
I dunno... might have just pissed off that bull moose and made him do something the would-be criminal would REALLY regret.
Red makes you go FASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
PTERODACTYL SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
Isn't that the lady who had to call "muscle" from that college to "protect their safe space"?
"You didn't think you'd get away that easily, did you?" 2/2
Last time I had it, I just got out of a night terror. Couldn't move, fell back asleep. Fucking thing was leaning up to my face and says: 1/2
I have no idea. Especially when you're riding with one and they're doing the exact same shit they're bitching about others doing.
"I'm sorry, this is a violation. FCC regulations state that you cannot show cleavage - covering it up. SOMEONE GET A BLACK BAR OUT HERE!"
So, in Michigan? Wonder why I haven't heard of this before...
That's what happens when you worship Nurgle. Joke aside, that person is seriously fucked up.
When the middle one's raised foot hit's the middle, to where it goes "invisible", blink. Then, continue following it in the direction wanted
I'd pay a bunch of midgets to wear elf costumes, have him come into the room when I'm handing the Wii U to them and yell WHAT DID YOU DO!?!
and yet the oven REMAINS UNLIT!!! STUPID PIECE OF oh I forgot to turn the gas on. Well then.
Probably from jerking off too much. Or perhaps his grip was too tight. Those are my two guesses, not counting other medical issues.
Oh man, isn't that across the street from Trollcakes? Those things are delicious! I'd go there more often, but I hate crossing that bridge.
I'd recommend telling him. We, as internet folks, don't know the entire story of both sides, but he does deserve to know. I would want to.
I AM THE TRANSGENDERED FEMALE APOCALYPTICO WHO IDENTIFIES AS A BLENDER AND WEIGHS 16,000 KILOTONS! I also have a rainbow colored ponytail!!!
I wonder what sick beats that doctor is listening to?
I know at least one drug he wasn't on. Cyanide. Don't be like Hitler, kids, take Cyani-... Wait, people are eating tide pods.... never mind.
AHHH! IT'S SO TINY AND ANGRY! WHY ARE YOU SO TINY AND ANGRY, SMALL FLUFFY CREATURE!?!
Albino owl is no where near as frightening as an albino rabbit
I'll have you know that I have a permit right here to... no wait, that's back seat driving. Never mind, misread again.
But people with a permanent hand-home in their pants with an engraved welcome mat are?
Not going to lie. At the Tet offensive one, I started hearing Fortune Son. I think that and Vietnam have been ingrained into my brain.
#11 - "YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CLAM, BUT IT WAS ME - OCTOPUS!! NYAH! *tentacle slap* *whoop whoop noises as it runs away on 4 legs*
I dunno... might have just pissed off that bull moose and made him do something the would-be criminal would REALLY regret.
Red makes you go FASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
PTERODACTYL SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
Isn't that the lady who had to call "muscle" from that college to "protect their safe space"?
"You didn't think you'd get away that easily, did you?" 2/2
Last time I had it, I just got out of a night terror. Couldn't move, fell back asleep. Fucking thing was leaning up to my face and says: 1/2
I have no idea. Especially when you're riding with one and they're doing the exact same shit they're bitching about others doing.
"I'm sorry, this is a violation. FCC regulations state that you cannot show cleavage - covering it up. SOMEONE GET A BLACK BAR OUT HERE!"