Orncore

41986 pts ยท October 10, 2011


A useless idiot.

As someone who is not a birdologist, I want to point out these are both male bald eagles doing a courthship dance just to upset three different groups of people at once.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tough little ship.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just going to say it looks really fun to use.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe a little.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ayo what the fuck

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The story is that the boy lost his dog and was sneaking hugs and pets on his neighbour's dog whenever he would pass by. Neighbour tracked him down and told him he is welcome to come and play with the dog anytime he wants.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But not frisbee golf. That's fine. You just need a vaguely straight line of site somewhere even if it is in the middle of a forest.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is a remix Unwelcome School playing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I say he's not like the others?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-He says in a mad scientist voice

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So instead of San Francisco it's Sangvis Ferri?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Song is Second Warning from Lobotomy Corporation

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I had to put on safety gear, check out our team vehicle, drive to the user, and then when I there I did the same thing and it worked.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One time a user said their laptop was frozen. I told them to hold the power button down to reboot it. They said that didn't work. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because two things a sailor treasures are a calm sea and a warm meal.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fluctuations happen during diet and activity changes. It will go up and down and sometimes it may spike by what seems to be a lot. It's okay

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking same, Kid.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take me back to Constantinople

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's Quarantine, Baby!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The United SS of America" seems fitting for people who leave these.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I am going to make a yellow sticker with a monochrome secretary bird on it with no caption.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sex ed class was graphic images of STDs and then teacher telling us you will get all of them if you have sex at all.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Event Horizon is my favourite 40K movie

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay but when will any of this actually mean something?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to watch a video about how evil unions are and they used the stereotypical fat guy with a bunch of gold rings and a cigar.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She's not gonna have a 200th. Shes just gonna stop counting.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

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