Orionsdick

167357 pts ยท February 15, 2015


Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooklahoma

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Someone went to the Robert F Kennedy school of medicine

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He knows aikido, kung fu, Jiujitsu, and a dozen other dangerous words.

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Cathsma

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Dog doesn't want none of that smoke

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Homework is pointless and doesn't help kids that age learn anything. It just stresses them out. I'm on the family's side wirh that one

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Post the results!

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He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife

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Life is tough when you're stupid

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TIL the official group name for cheetahs is coalition and I'm not sure how I feel about it

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He's also suing a university professor for calling out the inaccuracies in his dogshit history book

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I don't know dick about Iran, but I could have told you they would probably retaliate

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Unsolicited duck pics are the best

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Fellas! Is it gay to have sex with women?

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You, Lieutenant Weinburg?!?!?

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I will not be pawed at thank you very much

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Tell him we've already got one!

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Mr. Farenheit

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this is the way

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"pickle tits" sounds like a slur of some kind

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Comepetitive head trauma

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There's an audio version of this book somewhere narrated by John Malkovich. Highly recommend

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I'm a man with a van. You should get one too and we can be men with ven.

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They'll starve 100 children on the off chance that 1 of them might not be hungry.

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Guillotine is too big

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"with a mortar launcher"

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Yes but have you considered the christian counterargument: nuh uh

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know exactly why I have this boner.gif

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I like my women like I like my maps. Topographical.

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