OregonFlyer

9242 pts · March 14, 2019


Coffee is life and I’m probably high. Widow with PTSD, epic cat lady, medical nerd...don’t send dick picks I will shame the fuck out of you.

I'm early 50s, I work mostly with the 25 and under crowd. Half the time I have no fucking clue what they are saying so I just nod a lot and fake hearing loss

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's a great strain, love it, we have it in a cartridge right now but not flower

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My orangie is equally chill, mellow, weird, and lacking in brain cells but such a cuddlebug.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

awww little smilodons

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

such beautiful kitties! thank you for sharing them with us

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my gawd, you are totally right

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My cat was very interested in what the big kitty was saying.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

deploy the cat!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is gorgeous!! Wow!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

feel better fren

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wore the "wrong" pair of sneakers to work and now I have a knot on the side of my right knee going all the way down my leg and causing my plantar to go bonkers in my right foot. It's been going on inflamed for days now. I literally just wore a different pair of shoes for a few hours. Jesus fuck, body, chill sis.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nanny dogs! sweet lil wiggle butts

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Aliens drive by Earth and lock their doors.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know I sound like a giant asshole but fuck, it was unsettling how she used asking for my mailing address as a sneaky means of obtaining where I live. I thought she was just gonna send a card. Had I known what she was up to, I would have said no thank you again and made sure to drive the point home. It was a lovely gesture, don't get me wrong but again, no means no, no matter what it means no. she completely blew past my boundaries

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

had covid this year, person I had been texting with kept offering to bring me food and medicine, I said, no thanks, I got it covered but thank you" like ten times, they finally asked if they could send get my mailing address as to send me something...stupid me gave it and they showed up at my place with way way way more groceries than I need, medicines I couldn't take, and it sat in the hot sun because I wasn't expecting it (they just left it on my doorstep). No means no all around, ugh.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

So many orangies, so little brain power

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orange cat energy....big time

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My orangie does this when he sits next to me...flop!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've tried but no one measures up and it's like a constant dig in the heart to date someone that isn't my husband. it's been 5 years and I just still hurt so deep. :(

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

as a widow, this hits hard and also makes me laugh like a fucking 9 year old farting at his older sister's birthday party

2 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

Portland, OR? Cuz yeah.,..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddess of munchies: Pray to me when high and I'll redirect the nearest food delivery person to your door to drop off whatever food they have on them.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine totally ignored it but will freak out over growling and hissing noises.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A non-domestic cat acting like a wild cat....gosh it's almost like we should leave wild cats to be wild and not make pets of them. #keepthemwild

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My orangie, Cosmos, says hello and sends biscuits!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Used to process medical claims for an insurance company, they also serviced all of the city employees like cops. All of the cop claims had drug, alcohol, anger issues, violent tendencies, and other fun IDC-10 codes on them, like literally almost all of them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh fuck yeah, I promise you I will look out for in any way I can, I'm your buddy, your friend, trust me, I just wanna help you feel better; it's just my way, you know? Hope your friend was okay at the party!!

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

As a medic, don't care what your dumbass is on, just tell me so I can fix you so you can go back to the party or the ER depending but just tell me!!! I won't call the cops, promise. I don't like them either.

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0