OpenPalm

9268 pts ยท July 17, 2017


Too ugly to die, too dumb to know if I did. Y'arrr!

You get em, Tobias. And GOOD on you, OP, for protecting him!! My dog, too, is good at sniffing out... well, biscuits. And, sausage.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Does it have a thick, strong screen to prevent me from breaking it as I punch in King Koopa's face when I fail at the end?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rename the new bike - "Vomit Comet". And, wash it, hehe. Problem solved!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you even swing, bra?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bless Him, bless You, OP. Your pictures show a lot of the character he had and the character he was. I know he's hugging you somewhere, now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EA, a few others. But Ubisoft is right there

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Worth the payoff. It was entertaining, to be sure- but the climax was exquisite.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure you can bear it...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And they were one of the main pioneers of Day 1 (1!!) Downloadable Content after you just paid $50-60 for a full game. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Yes. On PC, their games require a brutal DRM (rights manager) on TOP of all other ones. For Steam: you have 2 of them required, now 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

For the rest of his life- search engines: show him. Background checks: all about this. He will be stigma eterna :/

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Whoever builds these, you've got the touch. You've got the power- Yes!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

(nods) THIS is the dream of the U.S.A. To your health- and pants, wherever they are, sir. I get my best laughs at my own expense, hehe

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just don't shoot your eye out, OP. You'll be fine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember growing up on Pollock jokes, or the "A white guy, a black guy and a guy walk into a bar". Thing is, we LAUGHED.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Geez, at LEAST get the man a pair of shoes. And, maybe a set of poop bags. C'mon, Findlay.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fat Tony SAID he wanted that money on time...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And THIS is why you don't kick the vending machine, even if your chips bag DOES stop at the last spiral turn...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thought of that thing coming out of a toilet has now scarred me, for life. What is it in?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red rum! Red rum!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Canuck's luck? Fuck!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow, now.. I ALWAYS read those 2 words in an Elton John voice, wayyy up high.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looking for new tail

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Got pwned!!" "Git Gud er die" yes, it's a friendly community. Of incredibly SKILLED players, from listening to them.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thats cold, man.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Don't lie to them, admit it- it was triangular. How do you think the Egyptians thought of the pyramids?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The scratches when you slip free can be considered 'luscious lashes'?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very true and way more common. But, I could see a hypoglyc munching on one of these for a crash pickup with a smile

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The look on the kid's face after is even better. And the kick!! Muaha, love it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 19

A good man, a good PIPE lost to time. Sorry for your loss, OP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1