OohKillEm

22380 pts ยท June 1, 2012


Junior at CU Boulder majoring in mechanical engineering. Born and raised in Aurora, Colorado. Hiker, snowboarder, and all around bad ass. I love dogs, sports, and game of thrones, in that order.

Well have you ever seen Harambe and Batman in the same room?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you saying... sharknado?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Did the Austria-Hungarian ultimatum not escalate the assassination to a point where most countries were forced into war?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's all on YouTube, surprisingly addictive

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last night I got high and watched the marble Olympics. I can't stress enough how great a night it was

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It was ruled offside, but there's another angle that shows he wasn't offsides

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I'm a guy sitting, commenting on Guy Standing sitting

9 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 2

You've obviously never had Colombian coke

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I always knew those Brits were dirty commies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pictured it the other way around, the voice actor just making stuff up as he goes and then animating what he said so it made sense

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Used to try* to kill rasputin, he's actually as close to invincible as anyone can get

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's how we get pandas to start reproducing

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Oi what bit ya mate?" "Just some cheeky cunt with red on its back" "You're right fucked mate"

10 years ago | Likes 1198 Dislikes 1

Sharks just have REALLY bad eye sight

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Coloradan, shout out to Beau Jo's.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FTL*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No homo, but I want to see what's on the sexy sanders tab

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Everyday is a snow day in Miami if you know the right people

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In our defense, we fucked over all the Latin American countries indiscriminately

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Now it's up to you if you want to do the bare minimum. Or Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flare. And a terrific wingspan

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He could have also found an area with high pressure to keep the temperature under 100

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You see Hitler assumed they were as weak as they seemed, that was his mistake

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Let's go Avs! I wish this rivalry never ended

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

$25 for an eighth is pretty standard here

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fuck this dog, and fuck you too"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The first and only shiny I ever got was a shiny Entei in pokemon gold. That was my pride and joy as a kid, until my battery got corrupted :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excuse me but syphilis is definitely not cleared up, just ask half the girls in college

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm conconcerned about Conconcully

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1