I have a serious problem....

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15

912

Buddy likes to send me cooking instructions when I’m drunk.

15

9

564

Mild dump, lightly simmered and seasoned.

2380

130

109209

This may be the most awkward book... I've ever read my kid.

10

25

992

I’m a daddy!

16

10

593

Random photos of my Japan visit, taken with my last gen iPhone :o

3

1

371

The deeper concept of Money.

17

13

980

Vaccinate yo kids gurls

2

0

196

Lazy puppers desperately needs belly rubs

6

1

410

Spicy afternoon dump.

13

3

1525

New tattoo!

1

15

297

NSFW dump for you degenerates.

19

5

914

IDGAF what anyone says... SJP was sexy in Hocus Pocus.

8

0

2715

Reaching out for help. Help save Kiki :(

7

5

645