Onlyonerowing

10670 pts ยท February 13, 2017


Bravo!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can confirm: If that was in my area, I'd be fuckin' OUT.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right. "Cylinder". *WINK*

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Jokes aside, buddy isn't wrong - I had to help my cat move on a few years ago and opted for cremation. I got the Old Man back in a (fairly nice) cardboard box with a basic plastic bag inside. Not sure if I'd use the service, but the existing way needs some fucking WORK.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like a fat sniper in a ghillie suit after his spotter dropped a fake spider down his shirt.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ON MY BACKSWING!?!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure, the country is burning, but Phil just finished that big project and his wife's been up his ass all week. He worked hard and DERSERVED this, y'know? /s

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I pine for the days when a joke like that wood get more upvotes.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like the cut of your jibberish, buuuuuuut... the military-industral complex has us outgunned (both with information and actual guns). That's not to shit on your energy, just legit asking: what else you got?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus Vegetable-picking CHRIST! I skipped the rest of the dump to scroll down IMMEDIATLY to post this. Someone call the Hague.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

"Waiter! I ordered this salad WITHOUT dressing!"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I speak from personal experience: not in my high school, apparently.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In case you're not being sarcastic, there's a solid, solid chance it isn't. From the airshows I used to go to, those type of planes can move like this. I have no idea how she did that without painting the canopy with lunch.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

The opening few minutes of dialog between Rey, Finn, and Poe were delivered like they were written by a Wish.com Aaron Sorkin (West Wing cocaine era), as if the death clock was ticking away to complete the Saga and they needed to milk the joy out of every last nanosecond. That set the pace and tone for the remainder of the film.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of all the photo's, the ones of the pregnant lady or the little kids / infants hit different. There's a non-zero chance that they fought in the subsequent conflict(s).

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He actually had two leaf blowers, but there was a hole in one.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess they stopped getting pedi's to save money for the flight?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, that's lovely.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I ever find myself, for whatever reason, on Joe Rogan's show, I wanna ask him what Elon Musk's dick tastes like. I bet it's just like Ivermectin.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow! A time machine in two posts! An actual funtioning time machine!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Keeping ones stick on the ice is just a sound philosophy for getting through the day.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Did he steal it from the Sun after mugging it in a back alley? I kid, I kid, but JESUS that dude is jacked!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A skilled veterinarian could bring it back from the other side of the veil.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

+1 Grew up on a beef farm and I never heard that one.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0