Onlyamusingtomyself

892 pts ยท May 10, 2017


If your name is david you're probably freaking out right now. RUN DAVID!

When you spend your entire day somewhere that is your private life.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone who voted for him is in a dysfunctional relationship. He manipulated you so much you've been guilted into protecting him because you feel like an attack on him is an attack on you.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lasted through 3 wives I think you mean. His boy Epstein knew how to keep his spirits high! Gross, but let's not forget what he likes.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goth? Fetishized? Nooooo never!

9 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Your dad just climbed on top and stared blankly at the headboard. Your mom gently brushed his arm and he's like "don't touch me! I'm not some perverted fetishist!"

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sounds like an awkward first time but hey mine wasn't much better.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah but none of his other works quell the sadness I feel deep inside that comes out about once a year.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 the plural in the language would be moozaag if anyone is wondering. Many mooses.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Elon musk's ex? Glad she's still getting work.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those aren't mom jeans, but they are mom genes.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just remember to apply this logic to everything that is marketed to you. A lot of problems and even more solutions are completely fabricated.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every geologist I've worked with. Start talking all schist and gneiss and y'all foam at the mouth.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seems like diaper fetish masked as something else but hey whatever you're into.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

If you're proud enough to ask that question unironically then congratulations you did it. No more need for a month.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it helps any I bought a king and a 3 bedroom and now that she's gone I have a place to set my snacks down during lazy movie marathon days. Yay?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes OSHA sad

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serpa Design on YouTube because Tanner deserves recognition for being a wholesome content creator!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So imagine if Schrodinger had a closet....

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pray tell, who doesn't?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I felt that in my soul. Been on both sides of this! Be kind to each other and we'll make it through. ๐Ÿ˜

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell me doctor, what symptoms did the TV tell you to look for? Crying in the shower?

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sometimes you just need a break to be silly

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone who had to contribute to a lacking wikipedia article for a college course I can tell you that Wikipedia is painfully hard to contribute to in a misguided way. Don't even get me started on contributing photos.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are just tryna smash don't mind them.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maaan remember lower standards? People ask for so much these days. The music has to be *just right* and the setting has to be *just right*

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4