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12171 pts · August 10, 2014


If you read this, send me a message, i am so lonely

At what point did we start deviating from the normal timeline? What caused the fracture? Was it CERN in 2015?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pilot needs no surgery for his butt, but a wheelbarrow to get his massive balls off the plane upon landing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't type it on my western keyboard

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Air deployed weaponized genetically engineered squid flesh on a robot skeleton programmed to seek out orifices.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't ask me, because I don't know why, but it's like that, and that's the way it is…

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brought to you by the great thesaurus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

famous, celebrated, distinguished, acclaimed, illustrious, preeminent, prominent, esteemed, of note, of repute, well known, well-thought-of

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And? Bodily fluids are bodily fluids. Semen is no exemption.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hard to remove someone by force without injury if the individuals are resisting.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man brutally tries to drown desperate shark!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I take it he asked him out to prom then?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep, he ded.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How long did the engine development take, and how long did you spend on the game?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think the bees are doing a fine job themselves, they look like they know what they're doing.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean, i get that, but how do our eyes not get damaged going out on a bright day? I got the sun in my eye for hours at work sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This doesn't look like a hunt, but rather a defense. In this case, the food found the lion.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What are you talking about? It was entirely necessary!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Save his life and then beat him within an inch of his death.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's for me to know and for you to find out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A slap on the back like that can be a cue for the muscles. I have someone slap my lower back every time i squat heavy to remember hip drive.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Based Judge Judy always tellin' it like it ought to be

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Really messing up an airplanes fuselage

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It really wrecks those shitty retail linoleum floor tiles good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gains in the injury department are still some form of gains

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you'd be surprised how much nonsense they will tolerate in the name of parenting. They probably have far more patience than i do.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best player right there

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

While you are correct, it can be used as a dildo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all good as long as you keep to yourself and don't litter like a fucktwat.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They are so picky they sometimes only slice the liver out of their prey, leaving everything else intact with surgical precision

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