Oneirohero

4823 pts · June 12, 2015


"No I didn't see anybody hit him, but I did see the guy throwing rocks at cars on the side of the road earlier"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Out of context: Crotcheted out of cat hair, sourced below.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your boss: "rainyrivers? You're 1hr and 23 minutes early! When this virus thing is over I'll expect to see you <1h:23m earlier than normal>"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doctor who is the 41st most cited researcher of all time with years of public service and medal of freedom. That's who wins.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a cat that can test for Covid-19!?!-- oh, it's just the cat tax. Damn.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kame hame HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think in context he's wondering why Shazam would be best friends with a minor before realizing the truth. But your thought is still valid.

6 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

This wouldn't happen if some late-game shop sold rare consumables (Mega)Elixirs)..etc) at an appropriate price so you can afford to use them

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coming soon to giant deadly microbes: Coronavirus

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not strictly bus related, but I do get at least one customer in retail who is guilty of #14 , I should print this out and show them. /jk

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I leave my phone flipped because always-on feature is too useful to turn off but I want to save my battery by putting it face down.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

So you managed to print yourself one of those pick-up items from FF7? Neat!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charizard class: Any key ingredient, 4-5 rare berries, 5 common berries, heat below maximum, fast but controlled stirring, inner ring.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now Persona 5 players understand why it was so easy to buy replica guns for every party member, it's even set in Tokyo!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hospitals have policies against treating patients on the floor, he was given a chair and someone put him down there just to twist the truth.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

A Keyblade user eh? I'm surprised there hasn't been one Kingdom hearts reference yet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't control their strength or can't stop talking about their religion. There!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A birds-eye view of JWittzs STILL trying to find a shiny wooloo in Pokémon Sword and Shield.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, someone photoshopped that Rocket exhaust into a cat reaching for a desk lamp! :D

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The first time when the gif looped back, I thought the pink thing in her hand was her getting her phone out to call the police.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woke/Intersection politics are rebooting franchises to use existing IP as a platform, they know they can't get an audience otherwise.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was concerned the writing of the dialogue was altered, but OP kept the credits and it was decently funny. I will allow it. +1

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Kaaa meeee *inside nose turns blue* haaa meee *blue flame nears edge* HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *blue flame erupts outside of nozzle*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you gave a vegan the 'Talk to plants' potion, they'd probably starve to death.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anti-vaxxers: "How many did you see?" Doc Strange: "14,605" A-V: "How many of them am I right?" DS: "One" A-V: "HA! TOLD YOU! I WAS RIGHT!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Aw look, a slow-motion clip of a bird bungie-jumping! It looks like this starts on the recoil upwards, strange.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are fascinated by car-wrecks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Whoa, a shiny/blonde Raccoon!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless JohnWick happened to have a nice dog-walker to avenge. JW-Dog's Human is JW. Not realistic for JW to die so his dog can avenge him.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0