OneTicketToHellPlease

30893 pts · May 1, 2014


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Long live the Danbury Trashers

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Caressing a cute little octopuss can help you sleep longer

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Update on sprout war

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The only video game that ever made me want to kill

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Trump’s reaction when hurricane Dorian hits Alabama

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This game was great, but...

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Ready for the Olympics

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Donald Trump and Bill Clinton's reaction when they learned of Jeffrey Epstein's suicide

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In case you're stumbling on this gem of a Christmas movie and have trouble following

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RIP Animal

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12th because 13th was meh and I want to see if we still get trophies

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Time to start saving for engineering school

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30 years ago today, Paul Verhoeven released his masterpiece. This is how I'd like to imagine he did it.

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007-373-5963

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Browsing on July 29 like

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Bang

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Let’s see how far you can stretch this July 29th thing...

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The perfect hockey jersey doesn't ex... 

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Bob Marley quote about love to help you take a break from all the negative stuff for a moment

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Are you looking for a way to collect that elusive Darwin Award that you've been chasing all your life? Then this bottle opener that stops your car from complaining when you don't buckle your seat belt might just be what you need!

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My 12th favorite was a pleasant surprise

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You don't know the power of the dark side!

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Let's see if all the hype is justified...

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This one is for you, usersub

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Help Imgur! I was tasked by my 7 year old daughter to get these songs.

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I have a bad feeling about this

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MRW I learn that Charles Manson has been rushed to the hospital and is at Death's door

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My humble suggestion if they recast Leia for Episode IX

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Something, something, Trump

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It works

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Thoughts and prayers

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Forget Valentine's Day, my 4 year old son just said to his sister that he would ask Santa Claus to punch her in the face

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No matter who wins

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Views 128

Now, young Net Neutrality, you will die.

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208 weeks until the next US presidential inauguration...

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I'm fun at parties

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206 weeks until the next US presidential inauguration...

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googled shartnato instead of sharknado; did not disappoint

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So I went to a game Saturday and this happened

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Trump right now

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Because username

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MRW I use Imgur to convert an HD video into a gif

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Whenever a comment is addressed to OP on a Reddit post

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Hostie de criss de câlice de tabarnak

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When I read the reasons given by the shepherd for slaying his cash cow

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I'm cold

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My shitpost offering to usersub

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MRW I realize that until today, abortions were still illegal in one Canadian province

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30 years ago today

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My barber shop hands these to kids. That's a creative use of a DeLorean.

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I was looking for an address on Google Maps when I noticed this...

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MRW my 6-year-old princess will tell me that she knows who Kylo Ren's parents are

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All set

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What passing gas feels like

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MRW there's no more Jessica Jones episodes to watch

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MFW I must congratulate the slayer of my biggest cash cow

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