I'm smart for a chicken. That's the joke. Also I've been mass-downvoted more times than I can count so if you're here for that, there's cookies on the right and a reference sheet for how much I don't care about you to the left. Have a nice day.
I'm smart for a chicken. That's the joke. Also I've been mass-downvoted more times than I can count so if you're here for that, there's cookies on the right and a reference sheet for how much I don't care about you to the left. Have a nice day.
Well good, at least they're well-educated on some forms of awesome.
Cool. Coolcoolcool.
Are we gonna pretend our school system's actually efficient? Just because it works for some doesn't mean it can't be improved upon.
2 just telling them "oh don't say that," imho, since they're going to say it anyway. Responsibility is better than just "Because I said so."
My mum and I had out-cussing contests when I was in middle school. Possibly a little sooner. Knowing when it's appropriate is better than >
Don't trick them. That never ends well, and you'll lose a lot of their trust. Trust me on this. Experience speaks.
All the time. Those poor bastards. You?
Alas, it's true. So sad, too.
Yeah, I get that. I ALWAYS have to assert, "I'm a chicken." Like jeez, you'd think people would be able to tell, right?
I CAN SEE THAT.
I was totally prepared to just roll with it.
Hamster.
"Dill with it" is amazing even I'm proud of you for that one.
Ha, and you doubted me. Foolish mortal.
Well. I suppose it is, yes.
Literally none of my top comments really reflect well on me. At least "sobs into cat" was pretty accurate.
For a while my top comment was "-sobs into cat-" and I was like, this is it. This is how I will be remembered. Sobbing into my cat over DW.
We're considered "central Florida" because we don't qualify as North or South. We're West-central, to be specific.
Okay don't aim for the wings
Well, fair enough. I'm sure my claws will get in the way, now that I think about it...AIM FOR THE WINGS.
And with less claws and tiny teeth.
Yay! <3
My granddad could legit do that. My granddad was awesome. I needed you to know that for unknown reasons.
Yep. ^^ Good luck again on finding the right pal =D
4 black cats and dark tabbies, in my experience those have pretty low shedding.White cats tend to shed all over.Sorry, not that helpful huh.
4 would rather encourage people to get shelter cats. I'd say--avoid ones that look Siamese, those usually seem to shed a helluva lot. And..>
3 stray hairs. It's all pretty mixed bag, and off the top of my head I really can't say which shed the least, especially since I generally>
2 could pet. Generally shorthaired ones don't shed a lot, my littlest is just all short fluff and even if I brush her I don't get any >
Well there's ones that are considered hypoallergenic and are really expensive, but I had one that was just a stray that my allergic brother>
There are those too. Try a succulent. Put it someplace sunny and warm and water a bit every month or so.