21098 pts ยท June 15, 2013
He probably fucked his couch to them
That's when you bring your marriage certificate and or name change documents. Problem solved.
Slits for the wings, hole for the eye, hole for the horn.
We should just make a new twitter
I have to deal with a dad like that. Except I have to live with him and take care of him. I wish I could tell him off and run away. I'm jealous in a weird way. But I understand. You're not a bad person. You're just a person who's had enough abuse. You can't cut him out, but you can distance yourself from him. Only be around him when you have to. Only talk to him when you have to. Make time for you. Please. Please. Make time for you.
Running around at the speed of sound~
Don't use the app, use your browser.
Is it on an HDTV? VHS looks like shit on newer tvs. Gotta get an old tv for that. Or a good upscaller.
Sky graffiti
I'm upset cause you assumed I left it there. That you had "no doubt" I did it. You don't know me. Don't act like you do. Stop being a dick.
No. It wasn't. It was there when I got in line.
It actually wasn't. But thanks for the assumption, dick.
That's a cool Christmas tree
It's not the fact that they so bright. It's that people don't know how to turn their high beams down
She fucking did that on purpose
i'm gonna be sick
As someone who works in a nursing home with hospice, that is such a beautiful way to pass. It doesn't happen nearly often enough.
Lol. Not the right pineapple.
Imagine getting to the big circle part and just chilling in there for a few hours.
#27 older.
I want this on my wall
Too chonk!
Ha. Sugar tits.
Cursed dump
An insult to the drag community.
He probably fucked his couch to them
That's when you bring your marriage certificate and or name change documents. Problem solved.
Slits for the wings, hole for the eye, hole for the horn.
We should just make a new twitter
I have to deal with a dad like that. Except I have to live with him and take care of him. I wish I could tell him off and run away. I'm jealous in a weird way. But I understand. You're not a bad person. You're just a person who's had enough abuse. You can't cut him out, but you can distance yourself from him. Only be around him when you have to. Only talk to him when you have to. Make time for you. Please. Please. Make time for you.
Running around at the speed of sound~
Don't use the app, use your browser.
Is it on an HDTV? VHS looks like shit on newer tvs. Gotta get an old tv for that. Or a good upscaller.
Sky graffiti
I'm upset cause you assumed I left it there. That you had "no doubt" I did it. You don't know me. Don't act like you do. Stop being a dick.
No. It wasn't. It was there when I got in line.
It actually wasn't. But thanks for the assumption, dick.
That's a cool Christmas tree
It's not the fact that they so bright. It's that people don't know how to turn their high beams down
She fucking did that on purpose
i'm gonna be sick
As someone who works in a nursing home with hospice, that is such a beautiful way to pass. It doesn't happen nearly often enough.
Lol. Not the right pineapple.
Imagine getting to the big circle part and just chilling in there for a few hours.
#27 older.
I want this on my wall
Too chonk!
Ha. Sugar tits.
Cursed dump
An insult to the drag community.