OneMiniMuffin

19158 pts · March 4, 2015


Sometimes when I shower, I like to let water run over my butt before I fart. It makes an unnatural, yet humorous, bubbly noise.

Trips to Hawaii dont pay for them selves kids.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate it when people do that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a live link to link it to my espn account.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because he not on my team.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or photoshop.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to imagine a flat sheet of paper that just sucks fish to it. I know it doesn't wrk like that, but I want it to.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What would happen if I stuck my weenie in that thing? Probably grow a second weenie but I'm no doctor so what do I know.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow that was really good.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BONUS: At least that's what I imagine when watching. But "Hero" is a perfect example. Plus it's one of my favorite movies ever. Go watch it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am just guessing but that style is supposed to give a vibe of the telling of an old legend. Something extravagant and impossible. 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It's probably a kungfu film. The overly flamboyant fighting style is a key mark of the genre. I could be wrong because 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Cool. Will you marry me? You sound wonderful.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If I made this costume for my kid and he pulled that on me I would be so proud.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's pretty spooky

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank ya.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yikes...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that real?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No clue, but it looks heckin neato.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What an idiot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin a. Plus 1.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@OP f them bro. SeatGeek is by far the best. Great app and super easy to use. Let me know if you’re interested. I’ll send you a promo code.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Nice chin bro. Keep up the great work.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lol right?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

lol. yes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one likes a neigh sayer.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0