OneHandedComent

107371 pts · April 8, 2017


You’re missing the walk back. I swear dude, that ass winked at me the whole way through

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Damn you thirsty

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I love that excuse because it ignored kids. Sure, you don’t know what is in a grown up’s heart but kids are usually much more pure

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yep, people confuse positivity and warmth. Positivity will say “don’t be sad” while warmth will tell you “it’s ok to be sad” and be with you

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you ever had a dream that you um, you had, your, you

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn, Imgur gonna remove nsfw photos but won’t give us edit an edit button? I just mean how clubs don’t got anything for one dollars. It was always 5 or 10 bucks. I’d get drunk hungry and only have ones to pay the dude

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Dude finally someone else mentioned it! There’s this taco truck outside a popular bar that I used to “lose” my one’s at! I’d be drunk off my ass remember absolutely nothing then wake up the next day. And I’d only have one type of bill since I never spent my ones. One day when I’m on the way to the club, the dude asks how’s my dog doing. I have no pictures of any dogs or idea about what he means

2 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 2

Well yeah. Not liking you is a nice way of saying I hate you

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right? I got all curious thinking it’s some really hardcore fetish but nah

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, OP feels like someone who saw all the memes and took them way too seriously

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, that must’ve made a lot of simps pissed

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You clearly never seen raven or shego

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I get it, you just wanna see her in latex. Can’t say I disagree though /j

2 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 3

Same with horror movies. I feel like they either rely on jump scares or gore

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? Feels like I’ve stumbled across an alternate universe bojack horseman

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This actually works on multiple levels. Someone manually moves a chair out each “round” to make us fight over the leftovers

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yep, the closest I got was zigzag. But then the “say pizza to yes” doesn’t work

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they meant how it’s just a signature rather than written name

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

why use many word when few do trick

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just tell yourself that you’re not gullible. Knowing you, you’ll believe it

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dot

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Dot

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strong girl! Farm?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sauce and does she have any r34? haha jk unles…

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m the opposite problem so you wanna explain the Carmen sandy egg?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m no Christian but wasn’t she created from adam’s ribcage?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So is it cosplay or ai art?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0