OneFoodPlease

1861 pts ยท March 11, 2014


you're not my dad

"thank god i'm only 29 and 11.9 months"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

these are highly stylized. cool as fuck because of the whole 'oil on canvas' feel but super not realistic

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

craziness isn't a linear progression, though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

want to make a paper longer? do some fucking research and actually make meaningful points then explain them and back them up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

your mom when i tell her about my pokemon collection

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

exactly vague enough to sound like a meaningful sentiment but then actually has no substance if you give it any thought.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If i could make $100/day by playing games in very slightly less clothing than normal, i'd do it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

neither of those statements has any real substance, though, so this isn't even making a point

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they don't have a proper producer or designers. It might not be NMS but they absolutely won't be hitting oct 2017 release

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a 27 year old, I'm still pretty goddamn young and probably annoying

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah of course. the question is how hard is it to abuse? With shit like meth, you can basically ACCIDENTALLY abuse it it's so easy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the world you WANT to live in has no bearing on the world you actually live in.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i think the bigger point is that this doesn't argue truth. Even if we assume morals don't exist w/o god, maybe that's just the case. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i hope your boyfriend writes a C- quality essay about why you should suck his dick

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

okay but it's a shit essay

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"sure, let me give you a little hand"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's a lot of D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an abbreviation for "woll not." "Woll" is an out-of-use form of "will."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fortunately, "better," as used here, is clearly defined and has tons of applicable meaning!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one thinks that. The prevailing understanding is "I dunno yet." Some hypotheses, yes, but still working on it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why are most of these "wise" sayings made up so heavily of equivocation fallacies?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just put your lips on it amd blow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

merry grootmas

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they'd be rectangular prisms, no?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

the adventures of: homeless artist bird! Today: he paints a self-portrait

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pringles one. Maybe they're just brilliant at viral marketing because i see that joke EVERYWHERE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how long did it take to make enough jizz to glue it together?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

do i wanna know how you colored that snow...?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

doo do do dooo

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