OneFishTwoFishRedFishSHARK

10476 pts ยท November 12, 2012


Wut-eva, I'll do what I want!

English: "Butterfly". French: "Papillon". Spanish: "Mariposa". German: "SCHMETTERLING".

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Take my upvote!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what I was going to have for dinner tonight!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me: "Uhoh. Looks like mugshots. Yeah, that's really-" *scrolls down* "....awkward."

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really wanted a pet cat. Until I saw this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's so cool! In my school photos, I tended to give the camera a horrified look as if it were about to steal my soul. Forever single.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I thought that was fairly standard...?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL: The Hulk is Wreck-It Ralph.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I giggled way too much.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I genuinely have a stuffed dog that's bigger than I am. Remind me to take a picture when I go to my parents' place this weekend. NotAMidget

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, I'll just park here, then."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it Friday yet? / I wish it was Friday soon / Thank God it's Friday

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yellow screwdriver. Because of vodka and orange juice. ....I'm an alcoholic, aren't I.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:( Yet I can't even sketch a believable stick-man.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happens too, for sure. I've got a male friend who was sexually assaulted. It's equally as serious, but doesn't happen as often.

12 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 12

You just compared women's bodies to valuables...which are possessions. Not downvoting, but would love you to think about it.

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 29

Holy cow. I thought the same thing, and then figured "naaaah". Is he new this year or something?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Piggybacks and going up stairs make me hyperventilate. I'll think about it, though. xD

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm an acrophobic, but I'm amazed and proud of all of you who can do this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your username.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I'm a man, and I can change. If I have to. ....I guess."

12 years ago | Likes 954 Dislikes 2

*hugs* Maybe it means you'll be young forever! :D

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been asked for ID maaaaayyybe 10 times in the 4 years I've been legal. (Age is 19 here in Ontario.)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I live in Canada, so not quite "south", no.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well isn't that just the cutest thing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

OP, you look fantastic. Keep up the amazing work! :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The water I was drinking is now all over my keyboard from laughter. (Also, +1 for Canada!)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's so romantic that my heart hurts.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm Canadian. We don't get summer. :'(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0