OneCrazyWriter

38895 pts ยท December 12, 2016


That nut that walks to the top of the "easy" 14ers by myself if nobody wants to come with me.

Yeah, one time I took my tortoises to the vet and he looked at all the scratches and bite marks, and he asked what kind of animal did that. Because he also works at a zoo, and he's never seen such severe injuries. I told him it was humans. Because we worked with 2 staff to eight aggressive individuals.

My facility decided to upgrade the landscaping and chose cobblestones around the house. What do you think happened? If you guessed "the residents started throwing the rocks" you win!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Assigned Male At Birth

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, cantelope makes me sad.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you also allergic to latex? I'm testing a theory here. I am, and most of my banana allergic friends are, too. Maybe the one I know who isn't might just not like bananas and calls herself allergic. Or she just hasn't developed a reaction to latex...yet.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I'm also allergic to bananas. It's a bummer because I really like bananas. But my theory is that I'm allergic to them because I'm also allergic to latex, and those two plants are pretty closely related. But that's just an uneducated guess.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Fuck Jerry. Fuck his whole family, who still lives with you.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I feel desperate like this and nothing seems to be working out, I hug a tree. Well, more like I let the tree hug me. I lean into the trunk and pour my stress into it, and let the tree take all the grief and fear and anxiety into the earth, far away from me. For a little while, I have peace. Any reprieve is necessary and welcome.

Now, I know you are in UT. I'm from CO. It's cold. But trust me. Also, try to get into a grief counselor when you can because the trees are only a bandaid.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's adorable!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mammi sounds like limpa bread soup or, perhaps, very smooth bread pudding. I love limpa bread, but I don't know how it would be pureed. Probably pretty good.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the hunting and buying part of Secret Santa best.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was the final hearing. It was not. Now I won't be a free woman until June!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a gift that can I can use all the time. Very handy!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my! I didn't even see your comment before. It does look pretty sus, TBH, but that's white fish in lemon butter with sauteed onions.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NGL, I buy supplies from the dollar store for my secret Santa projects. But I'm making something nice, who cares what the supplies cost?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always want to include something Imgur related. So it's usually the Cat Tax in the form of my hand drawn Christmas card.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I usually give "cluster gifts." A bunch of small things that don't cost much in shipping that are on the list and hard to find.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have a lot of money, but my favorite part of Secret Santa is hunting for that perfect gift for them within my budget.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the cost of the gift that counts. It's the effort you put into getting something they'll really like.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Daddy's bed. My bed is too high for her to climb in.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to cook wild rice. Now we moved to a food desert and we can't buy it here. Heck, I can't even buy radicchio for a salad. Sad.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I haven't tried it, but we do love cauliflower, so I'll have to give it a whirl.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't represent it as white rice and I usually cook brown rice, so I am going to say that he knew it would be brown rice when he ate it.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good luck!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Famous authors have a publicist provided by the publisher to coordinate all of this, but as a new author, you are your own publicist. 4

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally, see if you can schedule online meet and greets with these groups. Schedule book signings at book stores or at trade shows.3

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's a niche market, approach people who belong to clubs or professional/trade organizations to tell them the book's release date 2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every author goes through this. What's your book title, and where can it be purchased? 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's awesome!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once he went to the post office and found when it was delivered, he knew where it went. Sad.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, I know that anxiety; mine got confiscated in a divorce one year. I was sure I'd get blacklisted before we figured it out.

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