OmarAlHadeen

3112 pts · October 24, 2021


I once saw Liam Neeson at the airport. He didn’t recognize me.

Switched to Android and has much better ad blocking

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/zFNnx4UgkNI for an properly serious explanation

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently AI couldn't figure out how many sides to put on something called The Pentagon.

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Rich neighborhoods are connected via underground tunnels like the Christmas Adventurers

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the early development of skiing involved being chased by wolves. That's probably why they do that other event with a rifle.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An ass would point the barrel away from him. This dude might shoot himself in the taint.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trump isnt even third generation.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Atalanta

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

With a bacterial culture. Something flesh-eating, smuggled into the superyacht orgy and mixed with the hors d'oeuvres.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"There were so many qualified white soldiers who should've been killed in this battle, but these woke DEI soldiers had to go in and steal all of the dying"

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

A card holder so tight it also changes your hairline

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Unfortunate ad spot for the 2025 Chevy Equinox EV

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd also like to see a source that breaks down the valuation, since 250K rentals properties isn't getting close to $1.2T unless they're all $5M mansions. Does Blackstone get to claim the property value AND hypothetical rental income as assets, even when they're deliberately letting the house sit vacant?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GRK structural screws. He ain't goin' anywhere.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My memory started slipping in my 30's, and now I can't remember what I'm supposed to be nostalgic for.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The snake is just snuggling to keep warm.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I slipped a disc reaching into the fridge for a bag of shredded cheese, so the "gremlin" part may be a warning about body posture.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the results were: Alzheimers, Anomic Aphasia, APD, ADHD, Amphetamine Abuse...

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dogs love running, only drink water, and sleep 18 hours a day. I can only hope to achieve one of those.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I expect he would transfer to an Argentinian account, seeing as they have $40B from him already

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reposting with a caption allows them to siphon clicks. Reposting with a personalized caption allows them to siphon clicks AND credit.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The boomers complaining about Obama painting basketball lines on a private tennis court are the same boomers painting pickleball lines on public tennis courts.

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Perhaps it is very literal. She had seen herself on film many times, but the film hadn't been digitized for video playback until recently.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and Christopher Lee has actually killed people, to further confirm things.

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have/had a friend I used to be very close with, but now I only text once a year, on their birthday. They do not text me on mine. It's been entirely one-sided like that for several years now. I don't know if I continue saying happy birthday out of habit or stubbornness or spite. It's coming up in a few weeks. Maybe this is the year I forget.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At the very end you can see that a barbecue was next to the mower as well, and that might've had a propane tank with it.

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If the toilets clean so well, why are their genitals so pixelated?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're required to go on a raid, accidentally lock the keys in the van and then set off the car alarm.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe he'll sign her pardon with the auto-pen thing that they're alleging should void Biden's pardons.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#23 retirement experts: "have you tried having a lot more money?"

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0