Oltima

263 pts ยท October 9, 2012


No one said they passed the class.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the pneumatic fluid.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next time demand a warrant and tell her to fuck off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an obsolete technology with no advantage other than nostalgia.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

US military still uses flachetes. New stuff is sharpened rebar with anti-coagulant.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Still used in many military forces and civilians can buy them for small arms. Totally not illegal in most places.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hit the nose or temple hard enough and they die. No gravity required. Hard target though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain't real men yet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget Howie Feltersnatch.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ick Ketchup on pizza. It's already got tomato sauce.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in California and rent isn't even that high. Hyperbole much?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

US Military E-3 and below have an expected 8sec lifespan in combat based on averages.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 23

Suck my BALLs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need a closer look, and a taste test.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pill doesn't work. I'm living proof.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Android...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First time it ever happened. No one expected the planes to be flown into buildings.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Cell phones don't have reception on planes. Especially the shitty cell phones from 2001.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Seriously. 2001; smart phones didn't exist, dial up was still a thing, and cell phones didn't work on planes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

To unite the world with anal love.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I had a vision"... I think that is a symptom of a major phycological disorder.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well now I'm sad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah of you could come in on Satuuurrrday that would be grrrrreaat. Also, gonna need you to come in on Sunday. Yeahhhh.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the internet. You're gonna love it.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Down vote for incorrect meme use. I'm an ass man so it's not that I like small boobs, it's just not a big deal to me what size they are.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of these are bull shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spliff man to the rescue

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then the orphans can eat the puppies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zot!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The middle 2 have no bra or panties on under the jump suit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0