499 pts ยท October 18, 2015
I do stuff
Idk, everyone feels like they should feel bad for fat people aspiring to be models. But they put in no effort to there body unlike others!
Must've dropped his dick on it
Can't say I didn't see this joke coming
The Fat Bastard Halloween costume is pretty decent tho
I was actually disappointed :(
I know right!
Ps. He found my stashes of gold. Like who decides to dig through urns?
Dear diary, Today I got to see the dragon born! All I wanted to do was greet him with a hug but apparently he had other ideas :(
Don't let the door hit you on the way in!
Just waiting for someone to say "why do you have steroids" lol
I would but 20/20 bitch
Pornhub doesn't rhyme with bimgur tho...
Shits 4 dayz
This is the perfect punishment you deserve
Police: Did someone say LemonRaid?
That's exactly how I read it lol
Looks more like this guy
okay quit clowning around guys
Looked like a naked mole rat to me at first
Cause what's carpal tunnel syndrome right?
Try half a frame buddy
Me trying to help find your mother
Bang?
Is that an orangutan?
Idk, everyone feels like they should feel bad for fat people aspiring to be models. But they put in no effort to there body unlike others!
Must've dropped his dick on it
Can't say I didn't see this joke coming
The Fat Bastard Halloween costume is pretty decent tho
I was actually disappointed :(
I know right!
Ps. He found my stashes of gold. Like who decides to dig through urns?
Dear diary, Today I got to see the dragon born! All I wanted to do was greet him with a hug but apparently he had other ideas :(
Don't let the door hit you on the way in!
Just waiting for someone to say "why do you have steroids" lol
I would but 20/20 bitch
Pornhub doesn't rhyme with bimgur tho...
Shits 4 dayz
Police: Did someone say LemonRaid?
That's exactly how I read it lol
okay quit clowning around guys
Looked like a naked mole rat to me at first
Cause what's carpal tunnel syndrome right?
Try half a frame buddy
Bang?
Is that an orangutan?