Mmmm I enjoy it creamy
I was shopping for a new phone the other day and stumbled upon this gem
Heard you guys like food porn?
There is hope! Trust me
Mmm diabeetus for his birthday
MRW my friend's husband blurts out 'I would go down on her, but she has a weird smelling vag!'
When OC sucks but decide to scroll through the comments anyway
MRW my bestfried tries to convince why her & her cheating exboyfriend should get back together
Fat Prejudice
No I will not marry you
MRW I'm eating my lunch at work & realize everything tastes like banana
When I post to usersub late at night & lurk to see how many fake internet points I can earn
MRW I'm in the ER trying to explain to the Dr. that my jaw locked while performing the act of fellatio on my boyfriend
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MRW someone has left a comment on how shitty my post is, but is witty as fuck about it
Motivational Quotes
When you've posted the perfect gif with the wrong title & check back an hour later
The horror!!
Good guy Andre
Happy 4th Birthday to this cute little F*%^
Should've used this as your mandatory anti drug PSA, Ezoo
Cause....Dogs
Bring back Japadog NY!!
Identity crisis
I...I have too much time on my hands at work
You caught me. I have no shame.
Avant-Bark
Black & White
Swiggity swooty Stormtrooper's comin' for that booty
And I quote
Scarface?
I came in like a wrecking ball
Pizza pizza
Safety first!
MRW he says he's ready to have sex with me for the first time while I'm on my period
Awesome Artwork
Welll....That's awful...