OhMerde782

11335 pts ยท December 28, 2011


Eat bird.

Not to mention, Imgur exists BECAUSE of Reddit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep! April was my 3 year smoke free anniversary! Thanks for asking! :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like a dragon priest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quit buying upvotes, asshole.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So we go from eating a chicken's period to eating it's abortion.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reddit is the reason Imgur exists, though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

says "Nope. If someone walks in at 9:59:59, you have to serve them."

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Corporate policy. They could stop taking tables at a reasonable time to allow them to clean and close up, but corporate (1/1)

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Thanks, Ollie.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Richter-pedic

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the best part of crocheting a blanket; sitting under it while you're making it as it gets bigger and bigger.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, God, Karen! You can't just ask people if they're using it for rape purposes!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You coat their eyes in it. It forms a waterproof seal and the tears can't escape!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUCKING HEAD ON, BITCHES!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't shit for 9 months if I bought one of these.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got here from Reddit. He did it right.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's from a post on /r/crochet on Reddit.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because larger, higher resolution pictures are easier to work with and re-size when you're photoshopping. This image is 355x355. It's tiny.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I believe they mean original, larger size.

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Sounds like the lyrics to a John Prine song.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Do you own a kindle?" "I don't know. You looking to buy one?"

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They had to break my water and it looked like ocean waves off the end of the bed. I soaked the nurse's pants leg twice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0