About me: Misanthrope with a lot of exceptions. Interests: Pizza, pooping uninterrupted. Activities: crying over my engineering degree. Hematocrit: Pro-Hematrocrit. Flowers: sure, give 'em to me. Walking forest fires, bolts brilliantly strung across evenings and gatherings: Strictly.
All are but fodder for Azathoth.
The ribs are made of the pig's dreams. Smoking it drives out the nightmares.
Trees and shit. Sweat and poison ivy and murder victims. Gross.
You can tell these boom utensils are quality by how much whoosh they are doing.
Maybe it isn't interstate?
Standard Chlamydia Bear© and travel size Chlamydia Bear.
Oh god yes bake for daddy!
Bravo, Charlie. Bravo.
The more i chortle the angrier I get.
Is your fuzzbuddy chipped?
"Did it get a bit pointy in here just now?"
Well you are just doing your job aren't you?
Yes dare besmirch the name of Emma?
Down here, Hillary has great pull with the black vote, despite Bernie's history of activism.
In the above amount, it's mostly for color.
Is "tushy" universally accepted as hiney?
Ink, man. Chart's whack.
Yeah I am sort of a nightly occurrence.
Grab the lotion and a beer. Time for a sip and grip.
That one can't hide in my shoes so were good as long as I can find my spare gallon of kerosene.
In what world is Maker's more complex than Knob? Whetted bourbon at lower proof v. Higher proof ryed?
Mine can hardly use a spoon and we are on TV #2.
Why spam then when was praying for bacon quite different.
Then is just barks and spins in peace for 45 minutes.
Have fun with the littering fine. Try not going 15 over everywhere you go.
Is that how you keep your 220 from over heating every twenty minutes?
"Get in here! I found something worse than shitting dick nipples!"
Note to self: enroll wife in gym.
You'd be surprised how good they get. Can't fake the watermark, though.