OffbeatGenius

124 pts ยท December 31, 2013


My styles are not very deadly.

I get knocked down, but I get up again...!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't forget the huge mall downtown!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The best part about going to Walnut Creek is going through the Caldecott Tunnel aaaand...that's about it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's no honor at all in a sucker punch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adulting be like

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, son...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ooohdigga!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kanye West be sellin' them Kanye vests 'cuz they Kanye fresh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a reeeeeeally deep stain.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Up-Close Street Magic. As opposed to Across the Street Magic?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Good thing I'm a simple man!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because apparently I like to make my life more complicated than it has to be. Thanks for the advice :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 28 and am currently not dating. I've exhausted all my options, especially when it comes to where to take a girl out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Engage!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pawkour?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dayum Google, where'd you find this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to give her the ol' fists of fury....you know, if y'all are into that sorta thing.

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She ded.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm imagining The Narrows from Batman Begins.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Rachel Ticotin/Sharon Stone in Total Recall...?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charles Raaaaaaain.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Street Sharks, hell yeah! A knockoff of the TMNT but, hey, it's all the same!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cues Blade Runner Blues by Vangelis*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I've got the power." - that kid, probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be Jamiroquois.

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