OffTopicTom

36 pts ยท January 21, 2017


8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Must have a date tonight.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That makes me Thad.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Install windows on this head.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Negatory ghost rider.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember brushing the bull with my ex in a taxi.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a guy with two tickets to the gun show, the Falcons are destroying Green Bay.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's never too late to admit that there is no Loch Ness monster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, I really need to get a handle on astronomy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These power suits remind me of the time I lost all my money gambling in the back of the local taco cabana.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember when Doritos had those 3D chips.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

All these cars still don't have anything to do with why I can't hold down my alcoholism.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steak sure does taste better when the teams up and all the cars are properly washed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0