Octavius440

43870 pts ยท August 7, 2015


I'm a bad mah-mah-ja-mah. I jahm in my pajamas.

Why do ppl keep putting that guy peaking from behind a cactus in dumps?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first lucid dream I ever had, I studied for a chemistry exam... Still upset about it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Abraham Delacey Giuseppe casey Thomas O'Malley... O'Malley the ally cat!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fixating on the wrong part, bud.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was complaining about the price of colleges I was applying to (2009) and a HS teacher told me a similar version of this theory. I thought of it as a conspiracy theory at the time but then I've watched America unfold over the past 14 yrs and.... Yeeessshhh

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THE BURPS FROM FAKE SAUSAGE ARENT WORTH IT!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Originally meant to be a trilogy but the producers had them cram it into 1 bc they didn't believe an audience would go see 3 movies about the same plot.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Am chemist, I work on anticancer agents but didn't know mustard gas agents were still used today! I also worked on ACh receptors for antiParkinson treatment. Cool post to see

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope if I commit a crime they treat me like that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Shitalian"

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of us only tells truths. The other, only lies. You may ask us one question to determine your fate.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved living alone. There was an adjustment period when my, now wife, moved in. Communication is key but you also have to give things up

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Little ppl? The ones with the hands?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great aunt Delila what's it like inside that coffin? You're a thousand miles away but should have ducked down from that shrapnel.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's completely natural and strengthens the bond between my kids!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ii haven't seen this in years!!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...make better decisions so that I don't fuck up my routine.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I stop drinking when I start exercising in the mornings. Knowing I have to be up at 5am and immediately be productive forces me to....

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Literally everything in the post is wrong? :0

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Well yea but a lot of the staff left at S4-5 bc of his racism. Idc enough to look for it but I'm pretty sure Childish said thats why he left

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

I've lived in Ohio, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and now Colorado and I've never once heard someone say "put the food up"

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You only get one up vote you slut!

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

She'd be real upset at you if she could read this.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can't compete with guys AND girls when they have cannons of that size!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hadn't thought about it in those terms before but every guy that's hit on my has been direct, polite, and stopped once they realized.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This document would make the GOP real upset if they could read.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Their restraint is remarkable.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... fully understand what was happening. He had basically spoiled the movie for me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid my dad showed me these movies and I had zero rxn to this reveal. He got super upset bc he realized I was too young to...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like that less ha

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0