Occifer

1269 pts ยท May 22, 2015


I compulsively make terrible jokes.

I remember watching some supernatural detective anime where some vampire kid killed his mother with a frozen stake of holy water.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So concerned with 'heinous criminals and murderers' that they didnt decide to start with the ones already convicted and in prison with ice holds at release.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, most people rag on cosplayers for inaccurate costumes or just slapping on a wig and a sex harness and calling it cosplay, but you do you.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good work 621.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat snake, natures slinky, a ferret.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lemme know how your family dying to preventable diseases and treatable medical issues denied by insurance works out for you.

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Why would you correct a move from Dragon Ball used by Tien, specifically a bald guy, used to blind opponents? In what way is that related to Hurricane kick?

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The last time one of these videos was posted it was mentioned that these types of crab are invasive species to this particular area. I would assume he is trying to catch the shrimp for a similar reason but I wouldnt know.

8 months ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 2

I feel like a couple of those emojis should be swastikas

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His name was Robert Paulson.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's basically just mexicans and salvadorians not getting along

1 year ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

the thing is tho more than likely the tipper wouldnt come forward if they do get shorted because they know the internet hates them for snitching.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah its funny like that I had a friend (who wasnt a bad player at all) try to take me for hours, I beat him 37 to 0 and then I play a new friend and get ripped to shreds by Wario without taking a stock.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Magwest?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought it sounded like Dry Bones from mario lol

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thats shikanokonokonokonotcool man

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Intermittent fasting works for me, body gets used to eating windows and I eat whatever the fuck I want during them and still lose weight.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no one remembers shittybananas

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And pour it into Homestar's mountain dew.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

man i kinda expected one of those bag like harnesses you put dogs in to groom their nails

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol yeah def not the first time hes been on stage in a bra

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Don't mess with la chancla

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Lockers like these are used when evidence is transferred often to another agency, for example, UA's. The key is dropped in a drop box that only the evidence officer and a couple brass have access to to maintain chain of custody.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a void named Goob and I showed her this video and pretended to pet your cat and she looked at me like a murdered a bag of kittens.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much MSG

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4