Occamy

271 pts ยท March 28, 2011


My sister's legs got broken by her friend's bro not having a belt on, car flipped twice and he bounced around. Was 6, the kid was 4ish.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On a pvp server, especially as melee but also as ranged, the other faction kills you over and over... it's safer just flying above :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have a (small) cowbell on the headboard. When one of us is in bed sick we ring it if we need the other to come in for something :3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep! It happens sometimes :/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how you get queefs, and those I've never been able to silence :|

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, it's incredibly easy to accidentally kill a bird. You have to hold them by gently squeezing their sides, not the sternum.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My sister still has medical complications from it, it's been 20 years or so now. At least it paid for her college...? *sigh* (end)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

take in a car per her mom's orders. "But we just went out for pizza!" Yeah. Thanks for putting her in a cast from chest to both feet. (2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or swerve, roll twice through a fence, and have to pay a fuckton of medical bills for your friend's kid who you weren't even allowed to (1)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You lock it with the door open and then pull it closed behind you. It's an easy way to accidentally lock yourself out of the house >.>

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I got my hubby an imperial shuttle, he had a blast building it! And Rey's speeder :3

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure how Skyla compares, and the copper one increases period length/intensity for most women. Good luck!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hormone IUDs can help with periods/cramps, had my Mirena for 3 years and haven't had a single period after the first two months. YMMV.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The bottoms of bird cages slide out so you can clean up the poop without the bird getting out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish more people were this self-aware, it would mean way fewer accidents and less heartbreak. Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sex ed at church camp? O.o Sounds like you had a good community growing up :) Yay for people who educate instead of instill fear!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! Guy didn't scan my lettuce on Monday so I let him know, guy was running on 2 hours of sleep cause of a school paper. Poor kid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was skipping that part but had us watch all the pregnancy and STD shit. Thanks, Christians! /sarcasm

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Christ is -why- they banned it, so uh... (Seriously I didn't know how the two parts worked together til the teach FFD through a VHS in class

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Grocery stores are INSANE for the entire week and a half before Thanksgiving... and completely dead the two days after.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Oh, it saw me. Welp, time to find something else, can't kill it if it knows I'm here" -cat

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Most cat species rely on stalking their prey. The bird saw it, and thus it lost the element of surprise.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

If we don't put the sex towel down beforehand I try to scootch us over to his side of the bed during so my side doesn't get wet >.>

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Husband and I went to a shop on our anniversary, got some fun stuff :3 Was my first time in one, was fun browsing everything!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Sis was in a crash and broke her knee and ankle because her friend's brother wasn't buckled up and smashed into her :(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or your nose... first bj ever, didn't know he was about to finish and ended up getting it in my mouth and up through my nose T.T

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At first I didn't know I could turn the camera so I must've thrown half a dozen bears onto the cold hard ground before figuring it out :|

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yep! Northern Ohio :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0