ObsidianGuard

4255 pts ยท August 5, 2015


Ah yes, nothing says 'service' like shoving your hand inside the ass of a mini cow.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It SHOULD be Aeris because that's how it's pronounced in Japan and I will die a cold and lonely death on this hill.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

It's good to see Frank getting help from his good friends Frank, Frank, and Frank.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I could load more then half of these, I'd fav it. I can at least respect the effort, so you get an upvote instead.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It takes a lot of guts to taunt something that could easily kick your face off.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, man. At this rate, you're gonna have the whole front page to yourself. Looking forward to it!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I understand how serious this all is, but people need to stop portraying this as 'us vs them.' Fighting against each other solves nothing.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 32

Last I checked, they couldn't interrogate minors at all without a guardians consent. So what's the point of this bill?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought baby toads were tadpoles.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, can we go back to the part with the CONTAGIOUS FACIAL TUMOR?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The perfect weapon for when a blowtorch isn't intimidating enough.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Health and medicine have become a business in America. It's a businesses job to make money. They haven't cared about helping for decades.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She gives off a real "Lindsey Lohan with positive role models" vibe.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Four fingers above, 4x4 is 16, plus the two left is 20. 3x4 is 12, the three below give 30.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You say it like I'm not still doing it to this day.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing new about this, JB has always been able to bring the thunder.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Minnesota and North Dakota are free game, though. Hell, they're practically Canadian already.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You use a product featuring a movie that's only five years old to try and get everyone else feeling nostalgic?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing they have to comfort them is the millions of dollars they're making by being next generation whores.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

If they were brown they wouldn't be prosecuted. They would be dead.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The fact that he didn't have to do those things and did them anyways deserves serious respect. Or therapy.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And yet the majority of our laws are based around a puritan belief system.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They really do like alike, as long as you don't look at the eyebrows, chins, eyes, cheeks, noses, or lips.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

In other news, bright sky ball not staying in sky as long, and things getting colder. For more, we go to Mr. Shit Sherlock.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's when they start shooting instead.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I believe Grooveshark would like to have some words about this comic.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate when I'm camping and forget to bring my yeast and rosemary.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0