OaksParcel

113850 pts ยท October 19, 2014


lol why are you reading my profile you lil sussy baka

We're doing pretty awful in this Olympics. We're in 13th place. New Zealand, a country without winter and 10% of our population, is 14th.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The primary purpose of a prison is to serve as a punishment for a crime, so yes, you can "have it both ways". Prisons do not rehabilitate every prisoner at all. This is literally why criminal record checks are a common employment requirement.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've said it many times before: the switch to daytime is the greatest visual gag in television history.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure about the US, but in the last Canadian election the majority of people over the age of 60 voted Liberal. It's Gen Z and Millennials that are falling for the insane right wing garbage, mostly powered by billionaire funded podcasts and influencers.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I really doubt that much thought went into it but okay

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're used to it, we regularly get those fucked up temperatures from November until April. Meanwhile parts of the US see a dusting of snow on the ground and they declare a state of emergency.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think my favourite Kawasaki moment is when he explains why he eats three bananas everyday.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This actually doesn't seem strange, that seems about right. In fact it's almost surprising that this meme wasn't older than it actually is.

What really is messed up is that the original North American release of Pokemon Red/Blue is about as close to today as it is to the moon landing.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Imagine looking at fish and chips, one of the actually good British foods, and thinking "how I could I make this disgusting?"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You aren't talking enough about Mark Carney's speech. Trump is a fucking moron, that's not new. Carney's speech last week will be discussed in social studies and political science courses for decades.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you walk into a local restaurant and see this on the wall, you KNOW you're about to have an insanely good meal.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile Mark Carney's speech was one of the greatest speeches I've ever heard from a world leader.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, but voting for a party for being the lesser of two evils isn't the expression of ideological sovereignty that you think it is. It is, in fact, ideological subordination, just like calling people "idiots" for having an opinion different from your own.

The next time the Democrats win: do you truly think they will meaningfully do anything to undo the damage? If they don't, will that change your perception of them (hint: it won't, as this has already happened, and here you are).

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Just the first one. Maybe the second one but absolutely not the third or fourth ones.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Compared to the present day where we just have air pollution and terrible food safety regulations

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was prepared to rip the Canadian one for being inaccurate or over the top but she actually got it perfectly

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a brilliant pun that's been sadly very unappreciated, take your upvote

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment and these responses are extremely confusing to me because I'm not sure what they have to do with a gif of a Spanish speaking man feeding Cheetos to his pet raccoon in a convenience store. Is imgur showing different gifs to different people?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure where you're getting the impression people don't look at reviews anymore. I'd argue people look at reviews literally more than ever now. I still look at reviews before buying things or hiring contractors, hasn't failed me yet. I know many people that have hired contractors without checking reviews, received horrible service, and the reviews would have warned them about that.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm Canadian. I reduced my purchase of US made shit by at least 95%.

See a product
Check the pack
If it's Yankee
Put it back

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel the last part of that. I miss the freedom and carefree life I had during my university days. My old friends aren't dead, but the lives we had are over and the good times we shared are lost to history forever. None of that exists anymore, nor can it exist anymore. I wish I had known just how good I had it back then.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This actually resonates way back into my memory. I'm guessing this was around 1998/1999?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know man, -25 is still pretty damn cold. I wouldn't want to be outside in that for more than about 30 minutes even with a thick parka and heated gloves. Winter fucking sucks.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like both Beavis and Butthead.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canada actually already shares a land border with Denmark.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Corey Fart

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't look like an ear to me, friend.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but the noun and verb versions of contract are completely unrelated to one another. English is a disaster of a language, thank God I learned it as my first language.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0