I'm a wife, mother, and teacher. All of which lends to my hobbies of drinking bourbon and swearing a lot. Cock shit mother fucker.
I'm a wife, mother, and teacher. All of which lends to my hobbies of drinking bourbon and swearing a lot. Cock shit mother fucker.
It's like Claim Jumper and Olive Garden had a baby that was raised by Chilis.
This deserves a toast.
Why not tattoos of tacos?
The only way this could get better would be for it to have sound.
Cat
Your friend, Jafine.
Seems legit.
I need to know the name and location of this bar.
This is why I, as a teacher, do not give homework 99% of the time. If there is, it's usually what wasn't finished in class.
Technically, wouldn't those be wrist tattoos on the cat? I mean, still hipster. Just a different joint...area...part.
I am uncomfortable.
They are the derpiest doggos.
Yay dad!
+1 for VR. 5! I swear no one else remembers that show.
My favorite part is the manatee belly button.
I'll take "Things that I didn't actually do" for 200.
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What the hell is wrong with that dudes fingers/hand?
I love tiny BMO!
Me, too! A sensible chuckle was had.
I have no words for how awesome this story is. You're awesome, OP. Good job on saving the murder bird.
That is some high quality stuff right there, OP.
My thoughts exactly. Whatever you want to call this thing, this isn't a Kentucky hot brown.
Quick, children! Get under your desks and cover your head with your hands!
This. A million times this. I feel gross, I don't like the smell, I'm just not into it. I totally get why anyone wouldn't want to do it.
I'll take one!
Working on your night cheese!
I think you mean best fight club ever.
That's not short...