OCJones

21928 pts · October 16, 2014


The only way I’m leaving a 50% tip is if I spent like $12 on breakfast and spent about four hours in the booth.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t believe it. He’s a solid seven.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, you are!

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who is this?

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes but that was the first time I heard anything about it. There was no mention of him being an asshole in the eighties

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only Mingus I ever met was a dog. And yes, his dad was a jazz fan.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s how the Florida Keys were made.

7 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Natural building demolition without explosives has really come a long way!

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My Yorkie mix would be under that crooked ass fence in a heartbeat.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a question. What makes a pint scraper a better tool than a spatula?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the 70’s or 80’s it would have had the Cragar 5 spoke wheels but I wonder what was OEM?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone taught that horse to do a somersault. I wonder why?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don’t drive behind me if you think that.

1 year ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Nick Kroll had a bad night

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the most delicious looking gummy fish I’ve ever seen

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As we used to say in the old days, thanks, I hate it.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Like 20 years ago I shushed someone who took a call in the theater and she called me rude for interrupting her call. Entitled assholes aren’t new.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why is there a camera in the kitchen anyway? Might not be the first time something like this has happened

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Even a salad? I love salad but if I take the lid off my bread bowl and find cold greens we’re fighting

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You’re about to get with the Vajuckles!

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Wat?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pork roast?

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I was hoping someone would say the sign translates to look where you’re going instead of at your phone.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a giant schnauzer who would carry kittens in her mouth without doing them any harm. Weird but adorable.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#10 was it outside the tasty freeze?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that’s a made in a third world country with no standards problem more than a women’s clothes problem

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 60

I think it’s cool whip

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whatever it is he hasn’t touched that beer. Seems like a prop.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still a good way to die but it’s hard to die young if you’re already old

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0