Number1BlueEngine

7 pts ยท August 1, 2016


He def.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can I? You're missing a comma!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All it takes is a small injury, and you've thrown a huge portion of your life in the toilet.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Wrong... You did 2 things. +1 for losing 30 lbs and making the outfit. Killin it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard he got started late, and he was Russian the entire time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amsterdam vodka is terrible. Chef Boyardee is probably spinning in his grave, being paired like this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Title checks out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usually blood just comes out of the orifices.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

At first I was skeptical... but I just used this to find my way out if the woods. Slap me thrice and hand my to my mamma. I owe you one @OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you meant Ku Klux Kola.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[Enter superfluous, snarky comment about watermelons here]

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would have sold its fin for soup and put its head on my wall.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Some if these GIFs were jumpy and not quite as sexy as the title indicated. All caps "SEXY" was just too bold. I'm disappoint.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I framed it. Not a background. Suck it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There really should be another guy on the other side. This is sloppy stacking... killing me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I supposed to just accept that a pig can actually play the banjo? Especially drunk on moonshine! Welp... it's a stretch, but alright.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so sick of this being posted every twenty minutes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

This is getting me pissed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You should have take more pictures of the same bat... from similar angles... revealing nothing different than the first picture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice oregano content.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do I really gotta? Answer: no.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad it's for kids between 9 and 14... unless...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're gonna have to change your user name soon. Best of luck to you, brother.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't even

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't real... he'd be dead for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just take it, take it, take it, take it, TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0