200 pts ยท January 28, 2016
He looks genuinely disappointed in his menu options today.
He also CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD to reprise a decades-old role in Star Wars. That's pretty baller.
Well, this seems . . . a bit masterbatory. You're not only dwelling on but actually celebrating your misery. You get that, right?
Who tf is just saying this now? Actually, who tf is still listening to RATM besides boomers like me?
diabetus.
I actually do.
More anatomically correct than necessary.
Hey, Cleveland rocks. What are ya gonna do? It just comes with the territory.
If you're not hot, you shouldn't be comfortable naked. No one wants to see that.
Tell that to people with foot fetishes.
My contempt for your uninformed yet still somehow smug and self righteous superiority knows no bounds.
Yeah. Quadruple the amount of testosterone in your bloodstream and THEN talk about how restrained and demure you are.
Oh. Oh no. You are going to regret that. I predict that the litter box just became irrelevant.
That doesn't make it better.
A golden? I can see my lab doing this, easy. But my golden would be too busy either bugging her to play or bugging me for scritches.
Witches be trippin [their dogs right the fuck out].
Lol at the engineer. "Crush." Not husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/helolover. Forever alone. Nnnnnerds.
I feel like nature wouldn't have evolved us to require various and sundry pillows in order to sleep "properly."
Who thinks "only God can judge me." Think so? Aight ho, you go on and sleep with God then. Cuz you ain't getting anywhere near my dick.
I almost always loathe these "let me put my spin on something I didn't create" things, but, for once, they almost all enhance the originals.
"Danger?" He's wearing a fucking helmet!
But the 9th Circuit really is a fucking joke.
Hey, look. California's on fire. Again.
Ah ha! I see it! It's a sailboat!
I'm kind of a sucker for a bad attitude.
Until they're not. I read it as kind of a punk rock "fuck you" to the world, and I . . . kind of dig it? I mean, I don't . . . but I do?
Tina was a llama. Those are alpaca. Pfft. Tourist.
He looks genuinely disappointed in his menu options today.
He also CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD to reprise a decades-old role in Star Wars. That's pretty baller.
Well, this seems . . . a bit masterbatory. You're not only dwelling on but actually celebrating your misery. You get that, right?
Who tf is just saying this now? Actually, who tf is still listening to RATM besides boomers like me?
diabetus.
I actually do.
More anatomically correct than necessary.
Hey, Cleveland rocks. What are ya gonna do? It just comes with the territory.
If you're not hot, you shouldn't be comfortable naked. No one wants to see that.
Tell that to people with foot fetishes.
My contempt for your uninformed yet still somehow smug and self righteous superiority knows no bounds.
Yeah. Quadruple the amount of testosterone in your bloodstream and THEN talk about how restrained and demure you are.
Oh. Oh no. You are going to regret that. I predict that the litter box just became irrelevant.
That doesn't make it better.
A golden? I can see my lab doing this, easy. But my golden would be too busy either bugging her to play or bugging me for scritches.
Witches be trippin [their dogs right the fuck out].
Lol at the engineer. "Crush." Not husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/helolover. Forever alone. Nnnnnerds.
I feel like nature wouldn't have evolved us to require various and sundry pillows in order to sleep "properly."
Who thinks "only God can judge me." Think so? Aight ho, you go on and sleep with God then. Cuz you ain't getting anywhere near my dick.
Who thinks "only God can judge me." Think so? Aight ho, you go on and sleep with God then. Cuz you ain't getting anywhere near my dick.
I almost always loathe these "let me put my spin on something I didn't create" things, but, for once, they almost all enhance the originals.
"Danger?" He's wearing a fucking helmet!
But the 9th Circuit really is a fucking joke.
Hey, look. California's on fire. Again.
Ah ha! I see it! It's a sailboat!
I'm kind of a sucker for a bad attitude.
Until they're not. I read it as kind of a punk rock "fuck you" to the world, and I . . . kind of dig it? I mean, I don't . . . but I do?
Until they're not. I read it as kind of a punk rock "fuck you" to the world, and I . . . kind of dig it? I mean, I don't . . . but I do?
Tina was a llama. Those are alpaca. Pfft. Tourist.