NothingWilde

4940 pts ยท August 5, 2013


A pessimist is one who, when confronted with two evils, chooses both. -O.Wilde

Pig is straight kicking that dogs ass.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

The ever popular jail tattoo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyes are the hardest to draw.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure I've lived my entire life there. It's successfully kept me single.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I could never do this in Top Gun for Nintendo. It was infuriating as a child.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For some reason his face enrages me.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Weird. I always thought that raspberries in blender would look much, much different than this. My entire life is probably a lie.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But hasn't the dog technically been found if someone other than the owner is reading it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I can think of is Shattered Steel.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat has owned and controlled you from day one. The product just affirmed to the cat that you're the bitch in the relationship.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking love that owl.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm relevant! He quipped that they should have named their second son Nothing.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is gloriously terrifying.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like he's flying completely perpendicular to the ground. I guess that'll get you pretty high pretty quick.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Memes... memes in all of the places.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

This on top of a bunch of smurfs from the holiday sale is infuriating. Not only am I dropping rank, I'm getting destroyed by unranked people

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's impressive. I'ma probably hit 2016 as a belly flop from about the same height.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The angle makes the dog's head look too small for its body.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What could actually be going on here...?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did the tire then brutally murder the guy walking? Rubber.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I recently lost a cat who looked just like this. Her name was Sunshine. She was the friendliest cat I've ever met.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apparently it's supposed to go on the other way...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, most guys would be far more excited than that if they had a vag.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why does Mic Jagger already look 40?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Upvote for enormous hunk of meat.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I mean, if she can take it...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What I learned from this post: any of my friends that have a built-in bookshelf have a secret room (which is likely a sex dungeon).

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

are u ded?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0