NothingOfValueContributed

1028 pts · January 21, 2015


I once was in first place on agar.io for like 10 minutes under the name Ѻϻϵɢα. I guess you could call that my greatest work.

*calzones

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad when you become a basketball star

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a weird thing to say

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I was going to say the astronaut behind should also be cake, but this is even better

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then keep cutting parts and flipping them, moving them around, and occasionally replacing them with Clipart.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Why are we asking the white house? There are already gov't organizations making recommendations. Why are we up Trump's ass 24/7?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Deepfakes go harder every day

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of Face Raiders from the 3DS

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was gonna write something similar at the end, but alas, character limit.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IMO One of the best things to come out of sequel trilogy is the scene where this happens. Kylo does it when he kills Han.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Misread as "can you spot the first?" and was staring hoping to find a secret Cera.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strictly going imgur memes, I'd say Cera guy and Javert

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn what a balanced view

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 16

Ich bin ein Berliner

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love my SO when I'm sober, but when I'm drunk I can't stop talking about it. Being drunk doesn't necessarily make it insincere.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Rather than make a blanket statement about an entire people, why not address the question. Why wouldn't it be banned?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

>breasts larger than some of the women I've slept with

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for name

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In response to the naked sleepers one, what's scarier: a man with a gun, or a naked man with a gun?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was never super into clear consoles, but that clear Switch looks fantastic.

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

He burned our crops and poisoned our water supply!!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Misread Gestapo as GameStop lol

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Was this for another comment? I'm very confused as to what aspect of my comment this is even addressing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay hol up, why does the cup start to refill? Watch the level.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

18

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine a dumpling soaked in honey with the texture of a fresh cooked donut but with a little bit extra crispity crunch. 10/10 delicious.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^He rite doe

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything is my fault.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was hoping someone else noticed. +1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0