NotVerySuccessful

-21 pts ยท December 17, 2016


Life Accomplishments: -Graduated middle school (Got banned from the ceremony) I have not done many noteworthy things.

maybe, but even w/ a great body most women wont want anything to do w/ a guy who is shorter than themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i do far too much coke to care about what people think.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

party pooper

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i think the joker looks hot af tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

by far the greatest and only advantage to being a short man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5/7 would bang

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Way to make me feel like an underachiever. I hope you all fail so I can feel better about my own failures.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've noticed that female runners all have flat asses.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 14

I would tell him. He should know he's wasting his time with a whore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can't help but feel if these were all women than this post wouldn't be tagged funny.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might just be me, but trimmed bangs are very unattractive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, my name is relevant!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carbs & sugar don't make you fat, consuming too many calories does. Refined sugars just don't make you feel full.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

pls, no one cares if you abuse men.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I took them seriously, but the DNC didn't. We should have president Bernie. But no way he's running in 2020, if he even survives.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tisk, not even a proper swastika. Probably faked for attention, kike the many others. I'd imagine if it were genuine it would be the right 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm the only one here that appreciates the sentiment whenever someone sends me a dick pick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not sacrifice eating healthy foods just to appeal to the "Real men only eat meat" bs. Vegetable aren't just condiments for meat.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

I'm only 20, they sold these at the dollar store. I think they still do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a cunt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like a great way of getting more kids interested in physical activity.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I like using bible verses to point out the fact that most of you who believe in it never read it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Ty for making note taking super easy for people w/ shitty hand writing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah, Bush is kinda cute. I think the remorse over going to war tenderized him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if he just genuinely loved her and you got him deported?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

wut -___-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The recent protests at UC Berkeley did involve a guy getting knocked out, and 2 women being assaulted. But let's ignore that.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Remember when the word 'propaganda' was used correctly. Pepperidge farm apparently doesn't.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Suit yourself, more for me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or homeless people in general. The reason people don't care is because 88% of homeless are men.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0