28740 pts ยท April 18, 2016
That's gonna leave a mark...
I once gave a female colleague trouble at work for taking the elevator. "You can't walk one flight of stairs?" Her reply, "There aren't any cameras in the stairwell." That was a learning experience.
Meeting icebreaker once asked everyone to name something they wished was never invented. People answered weapons of war, or technology they didn't like. My answer, religion, was met with awkward silence.
#11 Tea with Ms. McGill!
If they live in a warehouse, is it really abandoned?
Out? In public? Where people are?
#1 My go-to response: "I like to drink alone and start fires."
Ivanka's bedroom?
Thank you, beat me to it.
I saw my first Christmas TV commercial October 1. First radio commercial was the first day of fall. And I don't consume much media with ads. It's absurd.
Hey, that's my job!
So we're just glossing over she hasn't seen her husband in months?
I used to work at a furniture store. The number of people wanting to strap a bedroom set to the roof of their car is mind-boggling.
Boss: Use AI to write your annual review. Me: How does AI know what I accomplished? Boss: You need to give it prompts. Me: That sounds like writing my review with extra steps.
#8 Gloves have fingers. Elmo is a mitten.
This is the first time I've heard anyone say going down a slide is "riding" it. Is this common? Have I been Englishing wrong all my life?
A receding hare line!
What do you call a row of rabbits taking a step backwards?
I honestly had this said to me at a urinal once: "Are you single?"
#4 reminds me of the first time I used my new Foreman grill. The non-stick surface was so slick my burger slid off onto the floor. It was ground beef.
I also like to sleep during car rides. My passengers, not so much.
#10 Is that Hunter from MASK? Childhood memory unlocked.
I suddenly have an urge to buy books. Not sure why...
Akshually...he was born in Kentucky.
#30 Allegedly...
Fascinating
Or "For fucks' sake" if it's for the sake of many fucks.
Pro tip: sleep on the floor. Can't fall off the floor.
I like the billboards that just say "BEEF" If there is any demographic not needing to be told to eat beef, it's people driving through the middle of Kansas.
#7 Surprised they're all in English.
I once gave a female colleague trouble at work for taking the elevator. "You can't walk one flight of stairs?" Her reply, "There aren't any cameras in the stairwell." That was a learning experience.
Meeting icebreaker once asked everyone to name something they wished was never invented. People answered weapons of war, or technology they didn't like. My answer, religion, was met with awkward silence.
#11 Tea with Ms. McGill!
If they live in a warehouse, is it really abandoned?
Out? In public? Where people are?
#1 My go-to response: "I like to drink alone and start fires."
Ivanka's bedroom?
Thank you, beat me to it.
I saw my first Christmas TV commercial October 1. First radio commercial was the first day of fall. And I don't consume much media with ads. It's absurd.
Hey, that's my job!
So we're just glossing over she hasn't seen her husband in months?
I used to work at a furniture store. The number of people wanting to strap a bedroom set to the roof of their car is mind-boggling.
Boss: Use AI to write your annual review. Me: How does AI know what I accomplished? Boss: You need to give it prompts. Me: That sounds like writing my review with extra steps.
#8 Gloves have fingers. Elmo is a mitten.
This is the first time I've heard anyone say going down a slide is "riding" it. Is this common? Have I been Englishing wrong all my life?
A receding hare line!
What do you call a row of rabbits taking a step backwards?
I honestly had this said to me at a urinal once: "Are you single?"
#4 reminds me of the first time I used my new Foreman grill. The non-stick surface was so slick my burger slid off onto the floor. It was ground beef.
I also like to sleep during car rides. My passengers, not so much.
#10 Is that Hunter from MASK? Childhood memory unlocked.
I suddenly have an urge to buy books. Not sure why...
Akshually...he was born in Kentucky.
#30 Allegedly...
Fascinating
I once gave a female colleague trouble at work for taking the elevator. "You can't walk one flight of stairs?" Her reply, "There aren't any cameras in the stairwell." That was a learning experience.
Or "For fucks' sake" if it's for the sake of many fucks.
Pro tip: sleep on the floor. Can't fall off the floor.
I like the billboards that just say "BEEF" If there is any demographic not needing to be told to eat beef, it's people driving through the middle of Kansas.
#7 Surprised they're all in English.