NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer

28690 pts ยท October 25, 2016


Well, orange and brown is the same color anyway.

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Username checks out.

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Except that time when he had his brain swapped with Donald Trump.

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On*

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Bad timing.

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It's a bit ironic that this is a joke about trickle down economics, and we all got it.

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Your house is a gateway?

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If that doesn't break the law, change the law.

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Nah, he prefers shafting kids.

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Just say albe-turkey. Everyone will just assume they misheard you.

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A theif doesn't ask themselves why people lock their doors, they know they're there to rob you.

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So they use a body double when makeup can't cover the bruises? Can't say I'm surprised.

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The union at a previous job tried to make a power move and posted everyone's salary. Result: employees got mad at each other, not management

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He's happy for her but he is going to miss her very much and is trying not to get emotional.

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At least that's what they told the kid, "daddy had to go live on a farm upstate".

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Youdaho

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God damn it, foiled again!

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Link?

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Different between airports.

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GO BACK! GO BACK!

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By my definition, anyone who scream about not being a child anymore is most definitely still a child.

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Doesn't need to be, could still fall under tortious interference.

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Ffffffwomp

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I like how the amount of panic is proportional to the number of people in close proximity. Mob mentality ar work!

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Same in Sweden. Works well, can recommend.

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And a lot of homeless people aren't.

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Wait, I have one of those key chains. Why do I have one of those key chains? I wonder where I got it from...

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