NotThatKindOfEngineer

349 pts ยท February 15, 2016


In many states crossing a double yellow is perfectly legal so long as it isn't marked "no passing"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 47

Maybe if you're a fucking retard. You can reinstall from USB even easier than on Windows.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

RIP all your furniture

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Made by bodyguards for bodyguards

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What the fuck happened to TED talks? I thought they were supposed to be about important topics..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 17

Hah funny enough that's how it started mostly because Lego is cheaper than Lionel sets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You won't want to hear this but I didn't go to school for it. Depends where you apply but most want to see your code and work ethic instead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Stressful at times but it's a great feeling being able to build large systems from nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus those sandcrawlers are so expensive. I just recently got a bunch of lego trains set up.. definitely enjoy putting together new sets.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's included for free you dipshit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

What the fuck does this teach anyone? We already know it hurts.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nigga you gay

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a terrible pratfall

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who the hell is that on the left?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then you tell it to get some fucking counseling

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a country with people literally shitting in fields around their cities.. they've got bigger fish to fry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a country with people literally shitting in fields around their cities.. they've got bigger fish to fry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and it was probably funny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know 3:10 to Yuma is a remake right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill" (Matt. 5:17)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cows haven't evolved to eat corn dumbass

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Kutztown

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once I fell asleep driving a company van back from Pittsburg at 4 am. I woke up to sparks flying while I rubbed along the median. Scary.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cannot take Richard Gere seriously but there is some great stuff on this list.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in a teaching hospital right now for a bad case of Lyme disease and holy shit this is accurate. Some of these people...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you going to adopt a kid when you can't even take it to the doctor? If you don't take your pets for yearly exams you shouldn't have them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Again.. if you can't take care of an animal you shouldn't have one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How about 'nuke it from orbit'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0