Kangaroo balls. Huge, kangaroo balls.

6

7

1490

I peed a little

7

1

523

Water steaks

11

10

664

Find the giraffe

21

3

1138

That pattern tho...

1

1

284

People often ask me what it’s like as a firefighter...

59

10

3280

The message on these wipes...

16

3

821

Read it like Christopher Walken

21

9

1525

Plants that thrive on neglect, just like me.

10

2

776

I don’t know what you want anymore so here’s my meat

41

9

1888

Look at this cabinet! What’s inside?

28

7

1618

I’m not saying it’s hot at Oma’s house but..

36

10

3891

No thanks

1

5

788

Let’s celebrate our father for what he is known for the most: taking nasty shits.

1

0

210

The best co-pilot

51

1

1912

My kids wonder why I’m in a bad mood...

7

16

684

#15dollars

4

17

1227

Just got off work, changed out of the suit and into Crocs, for beer and the fire is getting ready for steak!

9

2

487

The poison for Kuzco

17

3

1899

I don’t think they even tried

25

26

2972

Food Truck - Smokin Titan Concept

0

0

496

I guess...

1

4

644

Shits on fire yo!

8

12

799

We serve dinner all afternoon

-2

1

1233

This is getting out of hand

11

16

1523

Stephen King’s House

108

21

4122

I wouldn't be caught dead in a Prius

-5

1

234

Pimp my ocean

4

0

1378

What kind of burger place is this?

4

0

481

Screw the game, I want a balloon!

34

8

2491

“Clearance”

43

5

2867

What my wife says when I've fucked up.

4

3

537

Winters in Texas

5

5

3

Never let them see you bleed

12

8

76

Beer, it's the breakfast of champions

3

8

9

When they say I have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning the lottery..

2

2

3870

First time in New Orleans

7

8

617

Cute baby cow

4942

297

20559

Unless you're talking about f***ing walking!

3

4

46

If IKEA made an elevator

8

3

54

I'm on a gluten free diet

13

5

57

Corn is a unit of measure in Texas

8

6

81

Fancy Desk

6

2

56

We live in extraordinary times

17

14

2817