NotReallyAzul

43785 pts ยท May 25, 2014


I can't go to the bathroom by myself but I'm good at other stuff!

(Buh duh duh buh duh) And though I came from a hole, I'm singin' right from the soooul.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only slighlty

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no, I played that - I just meant there was a text-based game called Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, I think it preceeded Zork.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

""""I think that's Neil Gaiman talking. Don't quote me." -SomeCrazyNerd" -kyaria420" -Aluxir" -LookAtMyBananaForScale

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure everyone missed the silent /s there. Have an upvote, friend.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

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6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Itadaki! Seieki! - Available on most "streaming" platforms.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Depending on the time of day I'll usually cruise at +5 too, dunno why you got downvoted o_O

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It depends on the cop, I've never seen anyone get ticketed for 5 or less though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That... that didn't answer the question, do you go exactly 5 miles over the speed limit or is it more?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3 audible rapid ha's, thanks Rye.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that post a few pages ago did say we had a dormant Axolotl's regenerative gene.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But then do you stop or do you continue cutting your legs off?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Y'all'n't got I'dn't've where you at?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8th grade was the hardest 4 years of my life, okay?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

What's a god damn stu-pid-ity, you tryna piss me off boy?

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

The Indians beat the Americans with sticks and rocks and bows much in the same way, just because you're outpowered doesn't mean you're done.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He body too small for he got damn head

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a Sex Kitten RPG dialogue, not that I'd know that or anything.

7 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

can one eat watermelon rines?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My Brother's Brother's Mother's Husband's Sister's Dad?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I wouldn't call it a landing, but you certainly did arrive." - My Dad's Dad to my Dad upon first landing.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like Dad and his Dad used to say, a landing is just a controlled crash.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You act like having steel-toes would be a better option

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhh sir, it's Frolf, and it's professional. /s

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think it's coincidence that roughly half the population is pretty lonely, dude.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0