NotMac

1803 pts ยท September 26, 2014


Rated G, and still featuring Mel Brooks. This timeline is WEIRD...

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I understood both of this reference(s).

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#26 Looks about right. Berner sees their people on the floor, but not petting them; this act of aggression will not stand.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... It sucks balls, sure, but is he wrong?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1600 dollars of examinations over the course of two days at emergency clinic just to find from GI X-rays that doggo really, REALLY needed to poop, which he did as the X-rays were being examined; after half a week of malaise and whimpering, he came back from the X-ray (and brief stop outside) bounding happily, and over two pounds lighter. No signs of impaction or any cause of constipation, he just hadn't pooped for days for no apparent reason.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You son of a whore.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure they do! It's just once a month, and you have about 40 seconds to either cum, or give up and try again later because you lost your chance.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

#40 Because in context (that post is labelled by an auto detailing company), it's a dumb question to ask.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yo, so, how do you get that good at drawing? I mean, you know, without spending 22 years practicing diligently. Like, how do you do it in a week without exerting any real effort?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I like these puppets.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Please do not.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What color do you want your dragon?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 BERNER!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pardon me, I'm afraid I'm a little out of my depth on the legality of "Civil child trafficking." Wat?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That said, they're hypoallergenic and shed lightly. VERY unlike Berners. I love mine, but they shed smaller dogs made of sneeze hourly.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

In Indiana?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 3.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid is wrong; there was at least one penis that the mom did NOT eat.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The banana is between his rear legs. Boy's hangin' meat.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The proud nation of asdfghjkl;', duh.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#20 You can tell how old this is because that rule doesn't exist anymore.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, in fairness, NATO basically DOES exist to frustrate and deny the ambitions of dictators from Russia trying to invade Europe.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No, it takes a lot of understanding and skill to be that stupid on camera... More than once.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That pillow really is the dog's bollocks, though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0